The boring Hollywood assembly line

Edyth 2022-04-21 09:01:59

The Hollywood industrial cartoons that are familiar to you have no doubts about the hard indicators such as sound effects and special effects, but no matter how gorgeous the packaging is, it cannot cover up the emptiness and chaotic logic of the content. Tools for making money.

The plot of a thousand miles to find a child has neither foreshadowing nor reversal. The paradise of Panda Village lacks the depiction of the tragedy of the year, and the devotion of A Bao's mother also lacks moving elements. As for the chicken soup for the soul to find oneself, it has long been boring. The shape of adult pandas is more weird than cute. This four dissimilar characters and stories are really drowsy.

Kung Fu Panda, or suitable for children's family fun, I can finally put it on the blacklist with peace of mind.

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Extended Reading

Kung Fu Panda 3 quotes

  • [from clip]

    Kai: You must be the Dragon Warrior.

    Po: And you must be Kai. Beast of vengeance, Maker of widows.

    Kai: YES! Finally thank you. Almost makes me want to spare your life.

    Po: Oh you want to spare me huh? How about you spare me the chit-chat alright let's do this.

    Kai: I'm going to take your chi then the chi of every panda in the...

    Po: Augh! chit-chat

    Kai: In the...

    Po: Chitty-chitty-chat-chat, chat-chat-chat!

    Kai: In the...

    Po: Chit-Chat!

  • Mantis: [they stand outside a ship run aground in a desert after Masters Bear and Croc ran in] We gotta get in there.

    Crane: But Master Shifu said...

    Mantis: You're seriously afraid? Even Master Chicken's going in, and he's a *chicken*!