A very interesting, absurd, bloody cowboy style movie (Spoiler Insight)

Eldridge 2021-12-19 08:01:06

This movie inherits the bloody and violent style of comedy that has always been nonsensical in the upper part. There are two highlights: 1. The beauty must die (it can be said that she died soon after she appeared): Jessica Alba (the invisible woman in the Fantastic Four) came up as soon as she came up. Was headshot; Vanessa Hudgens (a beautiful female student in High School Musical) was shot and dropped off the plane, leaving only a beautiful silhouette in the air; Miss Gaga did not show her face a few times, but because of a failed disguise and a pass The wrong answer was beaten into briquettes; the villain Amber Heard (the big beauty in the violent speeding car) lived longer, but still couldn’t fight the decent female pig’s feet with enough blood and rp value, and was alive by one that has been exploded. The blind female protagonist with a badly injured head counter-attacked (I saw this and I completely haha). 2. There are innovations in various killing weapons: in addition to machine guns and broadswords, bra machine guns, JJ small steel cannons, and atomic decomposition guns. . . The most amazing thing is that the male pig's feet took a wire and hung it on the helicopter propeller and directly harvested a bunch of heads; that guy, really awesome, the actor who was queuing up to get the lunch was called a lot. Don’t talk about anything else, except the male protagonist is a bit ugly and short (the villain protagonist Mel Gibson is still very handsome), everything else is fine. You need a pair of red and blue stereo glasses to watch this movie. There are not many 3D scenes, but don’t miss it. , As for why? Hey, you know.

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Machete Kills quotes

  • Title Card: [mock movie trailer] In a land beyond space and time...

    Trailer Voice Guy: A new world enslaved. This is a land in need of a hero.

    [Trejo removes his space helmet]

    Trailer Voice Guy: They call him... MACHETE.

    [echoing]

    Trailer Voice Guy: Machete Machete.

    Trailer Voice Guy: He knows the score.

    Space Babe: We need a leader. We need a revolution. We need you, Machete.

    Trailer Voice Guy: He gets the space babes.

    [deep kiss]

    Luz: The people needs us, Machete. This is a new network. It's all... galactic and shit.

    Machete: He thinks he's God in heaven. So heaven must fall.

    Trailer Voice Guy: And he kills the bad guys. Starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez...

    Luz: Eat photons, bitches!

    Trailer Voice Guy: ...Alexa Vega. With Justin Beaver, as Bleep. And Lady Gaga, as

    [provoctive music]

    Trailer Voice Guy: whoever she wants to be. With special guest star Leonardo DiCaprio, as the Man in the Silver Mask.

    [in a lower voice]

    Trailer Voice Guy: Actor subject to change.

    [louder]

    Trailer Voice Guy: Machete Kills Again... in Space.

    [lower voice again]

    Trailer Voice Guy: Rated X for cigarette use, prolonged sexual content, pervasive language, and space violence.

  • Police Captain: Why help the U.S.?

    Machete: 'Cause I'm the only that can.

    Police Captain: You're always the sensitive one, Machete.