Open and swing a big knife, slay the Evil Dao

Chase 2021-12-19 08:01:06

First of all, I really think that the last "Machete" is like chewing wax. Except for a few big shots, a group of glamorous women scratching their heads and posing, they are scarce. Although the plot is not impressive, I still remember the urge to fast forward. Compared with the film, the cost of the sequel "Machete Killing" is three times higher, and the entertainment is more than three times higher. I thought about it for a while. The reason why I didn't feel much about the first episode was mostly because the role positioning was too stale. Letting Uncle Danny Turcho play a killer was simply acting like myself. What's so new? Do you know that this prolific uncle will play this kind of gangster, ruthless killer, and cold-blooded assassin several times a year? I love B-level action movies. But this time, the President of the United States convened to target the madman in space and save the world's James Bond. Well, this is just a bit fierce, this is like a Rodriguez work.

Audiences often compare action movies to playing games. If the protagonist has a bright halo and can't open his eyes, he jokingly calls off the plug-in. Regarding plug-ins, including "Machete", those films are weak and scum. Uncle Special in "Machete Killing", this is called the God mode of infinite bullets without blood loss. Wherever the machete goes, people's heads are flying in the sky, their hands and feet are tumbling around, and the unlucky person is cut into two from it. In this situation, the anti-Japanese heroes who tear the devils with their bare hands will also see a cold sweat. The bad guy has no strength to fight back against the plug-in, either he stretches his neck and gets wronged, he shoots and deliberately doesn’t hit the tires, or he just watched Uncle Te walk left and right (really walking or running) and he couldn’t hit. . Uncle Te seems to have eaten a magical biscuit, digging a grave can dig an underground passage, allowing the thugs with extraordinary leg skills to instantly deflate, not to be shot or hang, but to use his body as a conductor to electrocute his opponent, turning into a beautiful shot in his spare time. In arms, airplanes and yachts can be controlled as you wish. Even the villain who predicts the future can't help him. All of this is put in other movies, called Bugs, and put in this film, called crooked play games, called games. Flirting with drama-think about how you would flirt with everything in "Grand Theft Auto" if you have a plug-in.

The film interprets the true meaning of killing people. There are piles of deaths. They are not all named or surnamed. There are half-domineering guys, and there are guys who want to explode or pretend to explode the news, and there are also positive ones. The emotionally charged guys are divided into their heads when they are good. Uncle Te leads a group of black and white impermanence to buy lives, so efficient that the 100 episodes of "Reaper Is Coming" can't match. Here you can pretend to be sublimated, so that the audience can feel the fragility of life, and the urge to embrace relatives and friends is born.

The film is a space theme, and the outline borrows from "007 Space City". The villain serves as both the role of God and Noah, preparing to take a group of elites into space and wait for the destruction of the world to come back. That group of elites who acted as Adam and Eve, the quality of the frustration, the audience in the 1970s also shook their heads.

But the most lying guns have to be ranked in "Star Wars". The beginning was laser gun shooting. Uncle Te’s machete was replaced with a lightsaber shape. The villain was a standard Star Wars fan. The base was driven by a land-based airship, Michele. Rodriguez was made into a three-dimensional specimen like Khan Solo, and finally his face was disfigured and he put on a mask and turned into a black warrior. Luo Dao didn't abide by the spoof rules, and when he drove outdoors, the airship on the land had wheels. This was not to reveal the truth to Lucas.

Rodriguez also likes to use his old work, the idea of ​​crotch pistol, "Trilogy of Murder", "A Dawn" is ancient, and the death of Jessica Alba flashed back again and again, that is "Mexico "The Past" Salma Hayek's equal treatment. Michelle blindly defeated the enemy and performed the tragic taste of Depp in "Once Upon a Time in Mexico." Banderas, who has acted in the above-mentioned films, also appeared in real life, but he was acting as a woman!

There are two questions. The line of "Don't call me sweetheart" obviously pays tribute to Pamela Anderson's "Don't call me baby" in "Going Chase". I am curious whether any of the main creators of this film have anything to do with "Yue", or it is because a certain actress admires Pamela's majestic breasts. In addition, there are some strange outfits. After Uncle Te was resurrected, he lay in the water, exposing two points of his chest. When the camera was turned, his whole body was underwater. Then when he visited the base in an airship, the background was as virtual as the scenery. Was this accident unintentional or deliberately acting stupid.

As in the previous one, the "stars" gathered in the cast. However, guest appearances in this series are not a glorious thing, but a symbol of stalemate. In the last episode, there are De Niro, Siegel, and this time it is Cuba Gooding, Banderas, Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson. It seems that the stars are shining, but who remembers these last blockbuster movies What is it. Latin American star Mark Zaro is the most wasted. In this film where no one cares about the human rights issue of cloning, his method of death has become stupid and useless every time, even "Eighteen years later..." The opportunity of being deprived of, there is a limit to the humiliation of heroes, and handsome guy Zha is the most irreversible one in the past.

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Machete Kills quotes

  • Title Card: [mock movie trailer] In a land beyond space and time...

    Trailer Voice Guy: A new world enslaved. This is a land in need of a hero.

    [Trejo removes his space helmet]

    Trailer Voice Guy: They call him... MACHETE.

    [echoing]

    Trailer Voice Guy: Machete Machete.

    Trailer Voice Guy: He knows the score.

    Space Babe: We need a leader. We need a revolution. We need you, Machete.

    Trailer Voice Guy: He gets the space babes.

    [deep kiss]

    Luz: The people needs us, Machete. This is a new network. It's all... galactic and shit.

    Machete: He thinks he's God in heaven. So heaven must fall.

    Trailer Voice Guy: And he kills the bad guys. Starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez...

    Luz: Eat photons, bitches!

    Trailer Voice Guy: ...Alexa Vega. With Justin Beaver, as Bleep. And Lady Gaga, as

    [provoctive music]

    Trailer Voice Guy: whoever she wants to be. With special guest star Leonardo DiCaprio, as the Man in the Silver Mask.

    [in a lower voice]

    Trailer Voice Guy: Actor subject to change.

    [louder]

    Trailer Voice Guy: Machete Kills Again... in Space.

    [lower voice again]

    Trailer Voice Guy: Rated X for cigarette use, prolonged sexual content, pervasive language, and space violence.

  • Police Captain: Why help the U.S.?

    Machete: 'Cause I'm the only that can.

    Police Captain: You're always the sensitive one, Machete.