I think of you when I'm bored

Sister 2021-12-19 08:01:06

What books do you read when you are sitting on the toilet, and what dramas you watch when you are bored, the unpredictable and far-reaching ones are definitely not appropriate, and the petty bourgeoisie, small and fresh are also inappropriate. Therefore, some books and some plays are created to fill in these blank periods, just like this play.
Turn your brain into power-saving mode, don’t think about anything, don’t ask why, why are beautiful women killed as soon as they appear, why the scimitar can have superpowers, why do big names such as Mel Gibson take on this kind of nonsense The high-end B-level film, I don't want to leave it alone, sinking my body deep in the sofa, watching the scimitar flying, blood splattering, watching nonsensical people and nonsensical things, it is also a kind of enjoyment.

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Machete Kills quotes

  • Title Card: [mock movie trailer] In a land beyond space and time...

    Trailer Voice Guy: A new world enslaved. This is a land in need of a hero.

    [Trejo removes his space helmet]

    Trailer Voice Guy: They call him... MACHETE.

    [echoing]

    Trailer Voice Guy: Machete Machete.

    Trailer Voice Guy: He knows the score.

    Space Babe: We need a leader. We need a revolution. We need you, Machete.

    Trailer Voice Guy: He gets the space babes.

    [deep kiss]

    Luz: The people needs us, Machete. This is a new network. It's all... galactic and shit.

    Machete: He thinks he's God in heaven. So heaven must fall.

    Trailer Voice Guy: And he kills the bad guys. Starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez...

    Luz: Eat photons, bitches!

    Trailer Voice Guy: ...Alexa Vega. With Justin Beaver, as Bleep. And Lady Gaga, as

    [provoctive music]

    Trailer Voice Guy: whoever she wants to be. With special guest star Leonardo DiCaprio, as the Man in the Silver Mask.

    [in a lower voice]

    Trailer Voice Guy: Actor subject to change.

    [louder]

    Trailer Voice Guy: Machete Kills Again... in Space.

    [lower voice again]

    Trailer Voice Guy: Rated X for cigarette use, prolonged sexual content, pervasive language, and space violence.

  • Police Captain: Why help the U.S.?

    Machete: 'Cause I'm the only that can.

    Police Captain: You're always the sensitive one, Machete.