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The name of the movie suits my mood
Jeremie 2022-04-20 09:01:40
As a cook, maybe you can bring out a plate of shit and say to your guests: the chocolate is under the shit, you have to eat the shit before you know the aroma of chocolate. Maybe I described it badly (compared to seeing a 7-footer guy on the screen "triboelectric" on an old woman at a racetrack or having sex with a woman on a racetrack in the name of electricity in plain sight, I I think my description has been euphemistic, but I really can't understand what these shots are trying to express, you are wild, but you are not beautiful), maybe this film is really not as bad as I said, but not I'm sorry, I'm not interested in eating this shit until the end, I don't buy this account, but it doesn't prevent this movie from being one of the worst movies I've ever seen
Extended Reading
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Randy: You want me to drop the hammer?
[gets thrown onto a parked car by Eve]
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Chev Chelios: Alright, Chow Mein. Who do you work for?
Shot Gun Triad: Fuck you, Chelios!
[Chev whacks him with the butt of the shotgun]
Chev Chelios: Fucking grunt.
[dips shotgun barrel in oil, pulls down the thug's pants, and shoves the shotgun up his ass]
Chev Chelios: You found me in quite an unpleasant mood this morning, mate. Now I'm going to ask you this question one time. Who's got my fucking strawberry tart?
[the thug looks at him confused and Chev points to his heart while an on-screen subtitle says "strawberry tart=heart"]
Chev Chelios: Capische?
[the thug starts stuttering]
Chev Chelios: J-j-j-j-just spit the fucking name out!
[sticks the shotgun further up the thug's ass and starts wiggling it]
Shot Gun Triad: Johnny Vang!
Chev Chelios: Johnny fucking Vang? Johnny fucking Vang? Good boy. Where?
Shot Gun Triad: Cypress Social Club!
Chev Chelios: Cypress-Cypress Social Club? Now you're sure about that, ain't ya?
[thug nods head]
Chev Chelios: Good boy. Thanks for coming. Now you can keep that.
[leaves the shotgun up the thug's ass and walks away]