British hunk B-movie

Edmond 2022-04-19 09:01:48

The eldest idol, British slugger Jason Statham, seems to have spent his entire life with B-movies. No way, this brother didn't have much hair when he debuted. Unlike Bruce Willie, people don't go bald until they become big names.

The taste of this film is even heavier than that of "Live Game", it's just how you want to come. In the last episode, the macho was in Chinatown with his girlfriend XXOO in public. This time he simply ran to the racetrack and staged another live-action AV in front of countless audiences. There was also the shootout in the strip club, where he touched the high-voltage line, and even molested an old lady who was about to die... The cake seller was too yellow and too violent. This movie is best seen alone. Anytime someone finds out that you are watching this film, you will be judged on the spot, and you will be speechless.

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  • Savannah 2022-04-22 07:01:17

    If a movie makes me sleepy the more I watch it, it's definitely not a good movie

  • Mae 2022-04-23 07:01:52

    I think 2 to 1 looks good, it's yellow, violent and funny, and when the fake boobs were shot and shed red silicone, it scared me to death

Crank: High Voltage quotes

  • Randy: You want me to drop the hammer?

    [gets thrown onto a parked car by Eve]

  • Chev Chelios: Alright, Chow Mein. Who do you work for?

    Shot Gun Triad: Fuck you, Chelios!

    [Chev whacks him with the butt of the shotgun]

    Chev Chelios: Fucking grunt.

    [dips shotgun barrel in oil, pulls down the thug's pants, and shoves the shotgun up his ass]

    Chev Chelios: You found me in quite an unpleasant mood this morning, mate. Now I'm going to ask you this question one time. Who's got my fucking strawberry tart?

    [the thug looks at him confused and Chev points to his heart while an on-screen subtitle says "strawberry tart=heart"]

    Chev Chelios: Capische?

    [the thug starts stuttering]

    Chev Chelios: J-j-j-j-just spit the fucking name out!

    [sticks the shotgun further up the thug's ass and starts wiggling it]

    Shot Gun Triad: Johnny Vang!

    Chev Chelios: Johnny fucking Vang? Johnny fucking Vang? Good boy. Where?

    Shot Gun Triad: Cypress Social Club!

    Chev Chelios: Cypress-Cypress Social Club? Now you're sure about that, ain't ya?

    [thug nods head]

    Chev Chelios: Good boy. Thanks for coming. Now you can keep that.

    [leaves the shotgun up the thug's ass and walks away]