magic carrot

Tyreek 2022-04-21 09:01:53

The FireWire bodyguard grows a lot of carrots at home. He always carries a lot of carrots on his body, he usually eats carrots when he has nothing to do, and even in times of crisis, he uses his power to penetrate the back of paper and insert the carrots into the brains of bad guys.
Monica Bellucci is so beautiful~ The vase is so deep~ Italian sentences are like swearing.
This movie belongs to the kind that you can skip watching, but you won't regret watching it. Except, of course, traumatized - because it's so violent... I have a strong desire to watch it again and count the total number of people who died.
Although violent, it is quite entertaining - what a contradiction. Neon light dialogue, gun factory organs, aerial sniping, fire burning bullets, these are all burdens distributed in the hail of bullets, and the shaking is just right. Not to mention the carrots that come out from time to time to show their faces, and they will stick to you and they will stick to him.
A few villains are also quite dark humor. The dog of the manager of the gun factory, the wife of the immortal Xiaoqiang, and Mr. Go-To Guy's sentence: Cleaning my gun.
Monica Bellucci is so beautiful~

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Extended Reading
  • Ladarius 2022-03-26 09:01:04

    It's a blatantly cool film again~ some of the shots are pretty cool

  • Erwin 2022-03-22 09:01:40

    Great action movie! visual feast!

Shoot 'Em Up quotes

  • Mr. Smith: [after ramming a carrot through the back of a killer's head] Eat your vegetables.

  • Mr. Smith: [after a shootout with several men, and shooting out letters of a neon sign so that all that's left says "FUK U."] Fuck you, ya fucking fuckers.