Mr Carrot

Rey 2022-04-21 09:01:53

Last time Mr. Owen was depressed for a very long time in "Inside man". Although he can't be said to be a pure and lovely handsome guy, as a nanny killer, he still catches fish. The director let him be in the film from start to finish. Wearing a pair of socks inside, he gave the old nigger man and old woman the opportunity to report to the people of the country and show his face (the old sweetheart doesn't know what it is). This time, Mr. Owen showed his face enough. From the beginning of the film, the BT eating carrot, to the rotten and warm eyes at the end, he was not idle for a moment, and the director also found a foreign big nurse, Miss Monica, to betray his sensuality, which really made a lot of money. One, this old boy should be cool now!
In fact, this old boy became famous by accident, just like the big truth of "I'm actually an actor" turned into a big joke, Mr. Owen belongs to the kind of late bloomer - well, it's not that the front is not good at the back. Step on shit, right? Just like Eason Chan, Huang Dawei, Kang Kang, etc., they are all old men who sell mature and tragic expressions, but Mr. Owen's facial expression is too stiff. The bird people in Hollywood also have a zombie face, which is the authentic Japanese native Aoki. Miss (In War, Miss Aoki gave Li Lianjie a look based on the plot, I guess Uncle Li didn't react for a long time, "When did this bitch give me a look? It's like that zombie from beginning to end, it's like staring at me! "), yes, there is a little dragon girl in China. A while ago, the new version of Mr. 007 was not very handsome, and his face lacked some accessories, but at least he would pretend to be a sexy smirk. This Uncle Owen is so unprofessional, and the expression in the picture below is really tiring.
The director is also a madman. Most of the things produced in Hollywood will not be seen a second time, because it is all popcorn and nothing to chew on. The director of this movie is also an asshole. Fortunately, there is nothing out of the ordinary, otherwise I would really see it as a B-rated movie. Killing at the beginning, and still killing at the end, truly embodies the American version of Han Yuliang. In this film, Mr. Owen killed a person who strengthened the platoon by himself. The long guns and short guns are too addicting, and he also pretends to be a hero. Pretending to be tragic is too much fun, what more can I ask for? The next part should be that Mr. Owen can single out a wing, maybe it's the government special forces - as long as it's cool, why is it reasonable or unreasonable?
The big nurse, Aunt Monica, is also very aggressive, and has been in a downturn recently? About 42 minutes later, the director arranged a bed scene - mainly to make Mr. Owen, who was fighting all the way to the end, a little frustrated, otherwise the audience would be bored - after professional eyes and professional software analysis, we did not see the big nurse. According to the analysis of industry insiders, the credibility of the sound at the scene is as high as 99%, haha, this is hard enough.
All in all, it's nothing, I read it in three nights, and I still think the story is coherent, and things that don't need to be thoughtful are coherent no matter what.

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  • Mr. Hertz: [refering to Mr. Smith's techniques] National sports pistol champion at age 10. Recruited by the army. Sound like black ops got him and trained him.

  • [DQ has just had a quickie with a passing john to raise some quick cash]

    DQ: To buy something for the baby.

    Mr. Smith: Something for the baby?

    [back in the pawnshop, she wraps Baby Oliver in a bulletproof vest]

    DQ: A bulletproof vest is better than a crib.

    Mr. Smith: I hate to think what you'd do to get him into the right school.