tough guy eating carrot

Javon 2022-04-20 09:01:40

I just wanted to give three stars. . Clive Owen's performance in this film is extremely contrived. Every time he finishes his pose, he has to pause for a while to make a close-up, which is almost as good as Master Huang. . The most amusing thing is that, as a cold-faced tough guy, he never forgets to take out a carrot from nowhere, and take a bite with a "click", coupled with a determined expression, the whole scene is really true. . . Oops. .

But then again, I often think about a very esoteric question: If a man wants to pretend to be cool, is there no other way except smoking? Why can only use such a non-environmental, low-carbon and unhealthy way? Can there be no one of the countless smart people on the planet who can solve this problem? It turned out that Clive Owen had the answer. But I really didn't expect that this is the one who takes on this responsibility. . carrot. . .

Well, so creative and exploratory, I have to give him half a star! Half a star for Monica Bellucci's performance! Then I heard this old man say a paragraph, so I did not hesitate to add another star to him, it is necessary! The details are as follows:

After this guy rescued Monica, he came out and stole a car parked in the disabled parking space and ran on the road, and then encountered a guy who did not turn on the lights. The guy was very angry and said the following paragraph angrily Words: "I only need to move my finger an inch to turn on the turn signal, why are these bastards so lazy, just move a fucking inch of my finger to drive safely, and they don't bother to move! Do you want to know why?"

Mo Nika: "I don't really think about it."

"Because these stubborn children have become indifferent and don't care about others in order to make money. So when they are driving, it is also difficult for them to control themselves, and also become indifferent to others." .

Just as he was talking, the car in front threw a banana peel from the car window. This time, the dude was completely angry. He rushed straight to the telephone pole on the side of the road, and was scrapped in an instant. . .

Although we can't do it like him, it's really cool to watch, hehe

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Shoot 'Em Up quotes

  • Mr. Hertz: [refering to Mr. Smith's techniques] National sports pistol champion at age 10. Recruited by the army. Sound like black ops got him and trained him.

  • [DQ has just had a quickie with a passing john to raise some quick cash]

    DQ: To buy something for the baby.

    Mr. Smith: Something for the baby?

    [back in the pawnshop, she wraps Baby Oliver in a bulletproof vest]

    DQ: A bulletproof vest is better than a crib.

    Mr. Smith: I hate to think what you'd do to get him into the right school.