This movie is so stupid!

Garth 2022-04-19 09:01:52

foreword

First theatrical film of 2019

we leave it to Bumblebee

Don't give me any earth, we count by show time

There's a funny saying about this movie

The director is the son of Nike

If the filming is not good, I will go back to inherit the family business

Seriously, I think he inherited the family business

Better for movies or Nike

—— How good is it to make Nike so close to the people and not engage in panic buying

This movie is a bit toxic

It's the same as "Venom", or it's poisoned by venom

Bumblebee's entire character is based on dogs

Maybe it's like using a girl as the protagonist

This time the focus wasn't on a man's romance.

spoilers later

First define my personality

i don't like cars

I don't like Transformers either

I don't think Transformers are cool at all

- One of their offshoot series Beastmen is cool

The Transformers series probably started with the third installment

It's the epitome of a super bad movie.

Foreign audiences wake up in time

A little slower in the country

but no matter

By the time of the last episode, everyone had already reacted.

So naturally

restart is coming

Like Venom, this movie turns Bumblebee into a dog

A lot of old fans were upset

But in fact, a setting of amnesia has been added.

It can also be regarded as an act of the director asking himself for the box office instead of the original work.

Did a little scrubbing

A lot of female viewers really enjoyed it too

Besides, it's not like there's never been a movie like this.

Look at "God of Gamblers"

Hair brother can do it, how can a robot not?

Also for the box office, the protagonist of this film is a woman

At the beginning of the show, this old lady Charlie listens to rock and rolls and repairs cars

The little brother next to him blushed and shy

I thought it was a gender inversion

But did not expect

Next from Charlie lying under the car

start screaming because of the crash

She went all the way to the common common female role.

Most of the film is

A lot of lyrical paragraphs have been added as a matter of course

for such a commercial

It disrupts the rhythm of the narrative

Of course, it's still the same sentence, it seems that many girls are very useful

But what's really funny is how much detail of her car repairs are laid out in the opening.

looks like a master

We are waiting for her to save the bumblebee and strengthen the fighting power!

Turns out she really wanted her to fix Bumblebee.

She even had a stun gun? ? ?

My second uncle has never seen a car in his life and knows it's not repaired like this.

- Just kidding, I don't have a second uncle, and he doesn't know how to repair cars

Neither will Charlie!

On the A story of the film

I don't want to do any gender inversion at all.

It's a completely ordinary female perspective

She's not a Mad Max 4 old lady either.

Charlie is just an ordinary girl

The muscular guy she liked

no further development

The emotional line is still given to the little brother who took the initiative

I gotta say, this guy is really cute

Both personality and appearance

It's not surprising that anyone sees him, right?

But the B-story of this film is more than just plugging this emotional line

And Charlie's reconciliation with the family

and Charlie overcoming her own mental block

It's all not working out

How did you reconcile with your family? If you look carefully, you will find

It turned out to be because that stepfather drove well!

This is handled as a joke in the film!

The rhythm of that laughing point is also very slow...

As for mental disorders

Simply put, it's because the person who did something with you died.

So I don't want to do that

But then someone came to accompany it, so I am willing

but,

Can Charlie jump that water?

No effect on the whole event!

It's too obvious that I want to do a caregiver here.

It's really too much to take care of the idea of ​​​​the ordinary audience

Be sure to let the audience see that this is a caregiver

But don't go into the details of whether the specific content is smooth or not, nor will ordinary audiences.

——You see the dog Nike will never be like this

What you want to buy, the financial management software is slowly brushed away!

Also not handled well is the role of Zhao Greece

It is said that Zhao Greece has been in WWE for so many years

For a long time, the characters were American soldiers

It's a matter of course for him to play a righteous soldier

But why is he so soy sauce most of the time?

It's better to meet Bumblebee obviously, or fight side by side

"Obviously it was me first..."

And there's a place in the movie that I don't understand

Bad scientists found something wrong with those Decepticons

Informed Zhao Greece, Zhao Greece received the news

Then rushed over and suddenly began to embarrass the bumblebee?

At first, Zhao Greece stood opposite the scientists!

It is said that if you change it now, you should just return to your original tendency.

Can't you spot a bumblebee?

Your bond with him!

oh he's not the main character so these have to be ignored

To add some frustration to the two little protagonists

he has to play the bad guy

In the end, his military salute didn't seem so tasteful.

After all, he's the bad guy most of the time

did not make any significant contribution

"cool" not up

Also a bit of a waste of his image

Look at Johnson from the same league

Treat anything equally

This is the establishment of the actor's character

Can't spray light

Have some good things to say

The part about bumblebee learning to talk is fun

Intercept lyrics

Can create many unexpected effects

For foreign audiences

It should also brush the feelings of a wave of old singers

But what I don't understand is that

I clearly remember the military base

Bumblebee spoke human words to the two little protagonists

Why do you still use the radio station for Brother Zhuzi in the end?

From this point of view

A prominent feature of this film should be the stream of consciousness

Turn wherever you want

Just like Charlie's abs brother who only appeared twice in his relationship

The first time it appeared, it seemed to tease Charlie.

The second appearance is just a test tool for Charlie's Inner Demon

Other than that, I don't even have a chance to show my face.

It doesn't even talk about letting him play when you need him

He can't even play an instrumental role

This is the screenwriter who accidentally thought of it and wrote it in...

Another example is that Zhao Greece came to tell Charlie's mother that she stole the war machine.

Charlie is locked in her house

It seems like a big deal to change clothes

As a result, I went out slowly and ran to people's windows to throw stones

Just throw the stone, the younger brother suddenly ran out of nowhere.

What are you doing? Suddenly switch to youth romance movies ?

Turn it around, turn it around, it's enough to pave the way!

Speaking of this, I suddenly want to ask

Who do you know, how did the brother next door break his arm?

How do I remember his appearance before the end of the final battle?

It is to hold your head and squat in the face of an approaching vehicle.

gone after

How did the arm break?

Has this movie been deleted a lot?

Such a problem arises...

To sum it up

Target audience is clear

Attract men by Transformers themselves

Attract women with the big heroine and the overall story and that bumblebee

very clear

Really a shoe guy

That's how the film feels to me

look at it

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Extended Reading
  • Hester 2022-03-29 09:01:02

    Okay, this bumblebee, her boyfriend's strength is on the table, and the plot description is good.

  • Esmeralda 2022-03-28 09:01:03

    I want to cut out all the human parts I just want to see Cybertron and the Transformers smashing each other Another type of fusion This thing is clever to do Adolescent girls and Transformers these two things are hard to put together Different types Don't be embarrassed

Bumblebee quotes

  • Agent Burns: If you lose that car, I will personally rip your face off.

  • Charlie Watson: [Bumble transforms into a 1977 Camaro] No way. Are you kidding me? You kidding me? Are you telling me you could've been a Camaro this whole time? Oh, my God.