Aubrey Miller:
Have you had sex yet?
Dave Hodgman:
What?
Aubrey Miller:
Just asking.
Dave Hodgman:
[uncertainly]
Honestly?
Aubrey Miller:
No, lie to me.
Dave Hodgman:
Not yet. I mean, not that there haven't... been some opportunities.
Aubrey Miller:
Oh, yeah? A lot of girls lining up to have sex with you?
Dave Hodgman:
[sighs]
No, that's not what I meant.
Aubrey Miller:
[smiles]
You only want to have sex with Jane?
Dave Hodgman:
I guess, yeah. Uhm, but I fantasize about holding her hand, and... kissing in the rain. You know,
[kidding:]
Dave Hodgman:
all that cheesy, tired romantic shit that you're such a fan of.
[she smiles]
Dave Hodgman:
And I fantasize about having sex with Casey Flynn.
Aubrey Miller:
[taking a sip of wine]
Ah, is that an actress I should know?
Dave Hodgman:
She's a girl that goes to my school. She's a girl that everyone wants to have sex with, because she's, you know, mean.
Aubrey Miller:
Oh.
Dave Hodgman:
Jane's a girl that you want to be your girlfriend.
Aubrey Miller:
The virgin and the skank. Tale as old as time.
Dave Hodgman:
Have you done it yet?
Aubrey Miller:
None of your business.