Letter from Europa after the ship sank

Russel 2022-01-04 08:01:41

People on earth,
good of you!

William did not work anymore. He
fell too badly and
suffered internal injuries.
We really couldn't come back to life. He was
handsome and couldn't stop the sad fate.
However, the
rest of your personnel are still alive,
including the astronaut stranded in outer space, and
we have successfully rescued it.
are you happy?
It's always a pleasant surprise to get lost,
at least that guy is very happy, and
almost died happy.

They are now temporarily living in Europa’s Earth-like Ecological Laboratory,
playing video games,
eating Europa seafood,
watching the artistic performances of beautiful women and handsome pots here...
Of course
,
they will return to Earth after the spacecraft is repaired ,
hopefully Don’t worry,
do
n’t plan to grind your teeth to retaliate against us, and don’t plan to come to Europa to engage in surveillance and promote democracy.
There really is no such thing as oil and weapons of mass destruction.
Of course,
we are also familiar with the history of the Indians,
SO, you know.
Sincerely,
courtesy.

The
Earth Year of the Spokesperson of the European Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Europa 2013 07 09

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Extended Reading

Europa Report quotes

  • Andrei Blok: What would you do if you get out there and find nothing?

    William Xu: Well, even if we found nothing it's an effective discovery.

  • Dr. Samantha Unger: Andrei and James had to do an EVA to repair the system. A bit like performing ballet and rocket science at 125,000 miles an hour.