the first few minutes of the movie
beat me completely...
As the plot develops, it becomes more and more outrageous .
The old beauty subverts Chinese culture not once or twice
. The previous Kung Fu Panda I can bear it
this time. I completely collapsed
. First of all, Jet Li The "Evil King" Qin Shihuang played
looks like the leader of a cult. He
doesn't understand how many "blockbusters" Mr. Li, who has repeatedly declared to quit the film and television industry, needs to make "blockbusters" before he
can really close the mountain...
From Fang Shiyu Huang
Feihong to Qin Shihuang ( The funniest thing is that under the direction of the Chinese director, Jing Ke went to Laomei to direct Qin Shihuang)
Mr. Li really did not take the usual path,
and then began to distort the facts and distort history
since the terracotta warriors and horses were filmed. Can director
radish do a little bit Homework
The Terracotta Warriors and Horses were in Lintong, Shaanxi
. When more than 8,000 soldiers moved to Ningxia....
and the process of discovering the Terracotta Warriors is
basically copying the previous bridge section,
except that the tomb diggers were replaced by Egyptians and Chinese
sculptures, like the Leshan Giant Buddha . The
most outrageous thing is that the tomb passage and the tomb room are just the first set of photos, and even the scene does not need to be rebuilt.
Especially the scene of opening the tomb of the King of Qin reminds me of AVP 囧囧囧囧...
Trouble radish The director personally came to China to see the tomb that Ying Zheng built for himself.
Our ancient tombs are not popular in China.
Another geographical error is that
Shangri-La is in Yunnan, not Tibet.
Don't think that "Shangri-La" and "Himalaya" are two words.
Just forcibly put people on that high mountain -
I don't want to mention any more about the costumes.
Li Daxia continues to use "Jing Ke look" to play
the so-called "Kuomintang" led by King Qin Huang Qiusheng. He clearly wore the Nazi uniform
ISABELLA when he appeared in the UK, it was nondescript. I don't know what ethnicity or dynasty's clothes also make me laugh
. Michelle Yeoh's style is also the same. The "wonderful"
and the most "watchable" is the Monster Show, which looks
like a white version of Monster Company.
"
When I watched ISABELLA, who was fluent in English, suddenly switched to Tibetan scriptures and summoned me, three so-called "snowmen" jumped out for
a while , although their expressions were fierce, but they were very flattering (because I think that Mao is good.. .Hahaha) and then the "Evil King" resurrected shape and tossed for a long time and finally jumped into the fountain of youth. When everyone waited and saw that Jet Li could finally appear in human form, he turned into a three-headed fire dragon?! It is still typical in foreign fantasy novels The dragon's image completely collapsed. Does director radish want to make a cult film? I was completely speechless and thought that it would be even if I changed into a monster once...However, the "Evil King" became a "Variety Demon King" after being resurrected Look, it is really diverse for the audience to watch .... Finally, I have to mention the actor aspect. Director Radish really gives face to Chinese actors, mainland Hong Kong and Taiwan... From this, it can be seen that the director still wants to shoot out"In addition to the poster mentioned Jet Li, Michelle Yeoh, Huang Qiusheng, and Liang Luoshi of "Chinese Taste"
In the retrospective part of the opening, I saw Liang Tian, a famous mainland comedian, and Wu Jing, a martial artist
, and then the old vase Taiwanese supermodel Meng Guangmei (special scar version )
.
Meng Guangmei's Taiwan version of Michelle Yeoh and Liang Luo Shi's foreign version?! (Because they seem to be foreigners who speak Chinese)
In addition, there was a little brother who was kicked out of the car in the Shanghai play and he was shocked and said Shanghai dialect, which
really made me full Erfu
But then again
, thank you Director Radish
for such a spoof of Chinese history and culture
. I wonder if this is to support the Olympic Games?!
Let many Mummy fans around the world have a Chinese addiction
and see our Kongfu king in China become the ever-changing demon king.
Thank you Next time, I'll find other countries to
photograph and
find other tombs to dig.
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