Let's order something that will not be broadcast on TV today

Wellington 2021-12-17 08:01:08

Before Guo Degang started speaking, he would often say, "Today, let’s say

something is not allowed on TV." Okay, I admit the vulgarity deep in my heart. When I saw this film, my chicken was frozen, it's not worth it. Price, but still a must, five-star recommended!

Emma Stone, Elizabeth Banks, Hugh Jackman, Gerald Butler, Kate Winslet, Jason Sudekis, Naomi Watts, Uma Thurman , Richard Gere, Kristen Bell, Halle Berry... These names are all made on TV, whatever Sweeping, I saw at least two Oscar queens, a bunch of them, not to mention those old-fashioned child stars, but they just made such a movie...

Dear , If you are a person of the three vulgars, if you are a person who has not escaped the low-level tastes, if you are a person with a filthy heart hidden under the gentle appearance, then please be sure to close the curtains in the dead of night and prepare for the pig Ears, peanuts, a few bottles of beer on ice, meet up with three or five wolf friends, watch this film together, it will definitely be a good memory in your long life.

I don’t know much about the plot. After being strong and cool, I sighed for the great imagination and self-confidence of the Americans. The two advertisements in the film, the first "Protection of the Machine" "public service advertisement" is filled with humanistic care, although it is absurd content, but the design can be seen everywhere in foreign countries, a one or two minutes of gag, can make You feel the essence of Western film and television. The second "Anti-Side Leakage", I don't say anything. The first second is so gorgeous that you will wear your pants, and the next second will definitely make you pat your swollen thigh!

All kinds of disgusting, feces and urine are blind and self-righteous ridicules of the rich, criticisms of the education system, ridicules about the over-commercialization of IT products, ridicules about one-night stands, racial and disabled discrimination, and reviews of violent crimes. Adolescence and sex, of course, cannot avoid paying tribute to several high-grossing films in the past year. May I ask, do our Chinese directors have such imagination? Do you have the ability and skill to tell a joke in ten minutes? Our party, radio and television are always anxious, do they have the energy and courage to make people tell jokes?

When I saw a comment that the actors were so-so, they could not be involved in such nonsensical plots. What I want to say is, are you blind? Kate Winslet's ten-minute performance alone would be enough to give her another golden figure.



That was the two things hanging under Hugh Jackman's chin in the first paragraph. They suddenly pulled in and retracted into their neck. The maid looked around and said, "Who turned the air conditioner on?", I laughed wildly. Minutes, I laughed so much that my two things were almost indented, and shouted "Director, my sister!"

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Extended Reading
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Movie 43 quotes

  • Veronica: [segment "Veronica"] Neil.

    Neil: Veronica.

    Veronica: Neil. You look pale.

    Neil: You look pregnant.

    Veronica: You look like you slept in a soup kitchen urinal.

    Neil: You look like you bathe in a dumpster behind the abortion clinic.

    Veronica: You look like the kid who got cancer for Christmas.

    Neil: You look like the slutty one on The Golden Girls.

    Veronica: Dorothy?

    Neil: Blanche.

    Veronica: You take that back, you son of a bitch! You take it back! Take that back!

    Neil: I wanna taste you. I wanna lick you until you weep.

  • Neil: [segment "Veronica"] How's your acid reflux?

    Veronica: How's your HPV?

    Neil: It's your HPV Veronica, I'm just carrying it.

    Veronica: Let's not have another chicken or the egg debate, Neil.

    Neil: No, lets. Chicken.

    Veronica: Egg.

    Neil: Chicken.

    Veronica: Egg.

    Neil: Chicken.

    Veronica: Egg.

    Neil: Chicken.

    Veronica: Egg.

    Neil: Chicken.

    Veronica: Egg.

    Neil: Chicken.

    Veronica: Egg!

    Neil: Your flesh, slick with cocoa butter, it haunts me.

    Veronica: How's Veronica?

    Neil: Veronica's fine, Veronica.

    Veronica: I can't believe you named your dog Veronica.

    Neil: I can't believe you sucked off that hobo for magic beans!

    Veronica: He was a wizard, Neil!

    Neil: Shh! I wanna be on you, in you. I wanna be allllllllllllll over your chin. Do you still like crème brûlée?

    Veronica: Do you still like fingers in your butt hole?

    Neil: You know the answer is yes.