Never go to the cinema, remember! Absolutely! !

Caitlyn 2022-04-21 09:01:55

Today, I turned on the TV to watch a movie, av6 channel, saw Diaz, and thought to myself: hey~ not bad!
Then I saw Jay Chou, and then I heard his "nunchuck" (it's annoying!) I thought to myself: How did the av6 set introduce Jay Chou? Could it be that how does Jay Chou invest?
Originally, I was introducing "The Green Hornet", which was quite right. I continued to watch it, and I heard the introduction of "Kaito is the assistant of the starring Green Peak". Bruce Lee was also brought out to compare, oh, I still know Xiaolong Yes, but Keto is a god horse? ? Kato? Is that the uncle who made soy sauce beside Jay Chou? Oh, that original director! Later, a Chinese compatriot appeared on the screen, saying something in standard English: keitou! I suddenly realized, oh, it's keitou played by Bruce Lee, that's right! It turns out that our great gd leaders and their younger brothers have translated the keitou of Jay Chou's cosplay in the new version of "The Green Hornet" into a character with the surname "Kai" and the name "Tuo" in order to conform to the understanding of our people!
However, I have a question why it is not called "Kaizi"? Could it be that the character played by Jay Chou is a caregiver? In addition, we also know that foreigners have fist names? I don't know if keitou's surname is TAMAGORZI, so how to translate this? ? I was confused, I didn't understand after thinking about it for a long time.
PS: This may be the most boring and watery movie review you have ever seen. There are no spoilers, no emotions, no logic or ideas, because I admit that I have no sexual interest after seeing "Kaito". .
After thinking about it later, although I don’t like Jaylen, and the main character is not handsome, but anyway, there are cool, explosive, and Diaz to watch, but I suggest: for your physical and mental health (like me, after reading av6’s film review, Obviously unhealthy), don't go to the cinema to watch this film, stay away from "Cato"!

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Extended Reading
  • Hassie 2021-11-28 08:01:18

    It is not so much a superhero movie as a comedy. The film is full of Seth Logan-like jokes from beginning to end, enough to be hilarious, but Jay Chou, who was supposed to be responsible for the action part, has no room to play, and the cool action scenes are pitiful. A lot of car chasing gun battle scenes also make people feel tired and chaotic after the excitement. The last thing I can remember is Seth, who is always not serious, Jay Chou's unnatural performance and the black chariot.

  • Vinnie 2022-03-24 09:01:42

    If he hadn't filmed "Nuan Nuan Containing Light", he wouldn't have decided to watch this film... Facts have once again proved that a good literary film does not mean that an action film can be filmed well. Started feeling sleepy after twenty minutes. One of the two protagonists is a gag, the other can't act, and the only interesting one is the villain. Everyone here is nothing but brains...

The Green Hornet quotes

  • Britt Reid: It's not dying that you need be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

  • Britt Reid: [grabs a gangster, trying to find out who the gang works for] Who do you work... for...?