A bit annoying

Ernestina 2022-04-23 07:01:59

Cool is cool, but stereotypes are too obvious! Ah Jun's self-sacrificing collectivism; the super invincible masterpiece female bride thought her dog was eaten by sharks while swimming, and complained to the groom that "my wedding ruined you and killed Pippi" (this has nothing to do with the groom! She clearly has been holding the dog all the time) , the dog slipped away from her own hands, not to mention that the groom ate the dog!); the prehistoric giant shark was regarded as a prank by the authorities and refused to provide assistance to the protagonist group; three Chinese people drove a helicopter to watch the fun and patronize I forgot to watch the plane while watching the fun, but ended up crashing together, blowing up and destroying the rescue boats of the protagonists (I laughed angrily when I saw this).

And don't be lyrical, you will be embarrassed when you are lyrical: when a purely supporting role dies, everyone is actually shocked, and even in a mood to laugh.

There is a sad shot: there is a lot of plastic waste on the reefs of the Sanya Bay Offshore Recreation Area? Very real.

The best part is that the heroine's father denies that they found the megalodon as an "achievement": We did what people always do, discover and then destroy. This is the most touching thing in the whole film, because after the megalodon appeared I thought they would reintroduce it into the deep sea, so that the ecological balance of the ocean would not be disrupted - who knows if the two they saw were the last two? They killed them all.

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  • Kimberly 2022-03-20 09:01:43

    It can be said that it is a special film for the Chinese mainland market. Just for the pursuit of entertainment and excitement, anything can be done, and the box office will be sold casually!

  • Asa 2022-03-22 09:01:45

    Why is Li Bingbing whiter than white people? Why is Jason in such good shape after drinking so much alcohol? Is it because Zhao Wenxuan's gay temperament is so strong that Li Bingbing can't breathe when he sees a straight muscular man? Why is this kind of disaster film with no bright spots and slag still made in 8012? That scene in Sanya reminded me of "Jaws" every minute, which further shows how excellent Lao Si's storytelling and scheduling are

The Meg quotes

  • Heller: He's in perfect shape.

    Jonas Taylor: Just like the last time you examined me.

    Mac: [walks in the medic bay] Suyin took a glider 15 minutes ago. She's planning on taking the Origin back up.

    Jonas Taylor: Take me to the sub.

    Heller: We're not done here.

    Jonas Taylor: Yeah, we are. Lori's running out of air and we're in international waters, which means legally I can beat the ever-loving shit out of you and get away with it.

    Mac: It's true. Legally, I mean

  • Jonas Taylor: Hello, skipper.

    Meiying: You must be the crazy guy.

    Jonas Taylor: Now who called me that?

    Meiying: My mom. Dr. Heller.

    Jonas Taylor: Yeah, well, I'm not crazy. I've just seen things no one else has.

    Meiying: That's definition of crazy.