Guoda Statham, you can take a little longer!

Faustino 2022-04-20 09:01:41

Even Guo Da Statham, who starred in Fast and Furious, can star in such a super bad movie, what else can you say? Megalodon (Millions of Crocodiles 2) is exactly what it deserves! Why is it a Sino-US co-production? Don't our domestic directors, screenwriters and actors have enough strength to disgust the audience? Guoda Statham, you can take a little longer! Not to mention Li Bingbing, who has never portrayed any memorable character. The only chance for such a female actor to be talked about is only the one who evaded tax and slept in the name of the woman. What did Bingbing come from, Li Bingbing? Oh, no, it's Fan Bingbing! Uncle Wen Xuan→_→ How are you? The well-known Wanwan male lead, director Ang Lee's queen, this story tells us that if you don't advance, you will retreat! Actors are like this. Ruby doesn't even need to say, there is no difference, it's better to put a big breast and hips there, and I'm afraid of stealing the limelight from the girl, alas ╯﹏╰ It's really hard! I think whether it is a failed horror movie or a disaster movie, it needs a rule that can be accepted by the logic of normal people. This is the most important. For example, alien wars, so they came to earth for refuge, or animals that have been exposed to nuclear radiation must go to get them because they lack certain substances. The arrangement of this story must first be rational. Even if you make up a vampire who loves garlic As a result, it can be said that the people who plan to plant the base have eaten it. This megalodon has no reason to attack people at all. There are so many whales ←_← waiting for it to eat. The underwater scientific research station all said that because it was attracted by the light, it was possible to see Li Bingbing's daughter in the corridor so far away from the glass. There are so many fish in the sea. It is estimated that this megalodon is really tired of eating and wants to taste life. What is the taste of primates in the air? After drinking the soup for a lifetime, the taste suddenly changes and the mouth is dry. It seems that it is not a loss to die by the sea in Sanya. I don't know how the box office of this film is (-o-)/If it wasn't for Guo Da's support, I guess that when the movie was shown in the movie theater, it would even sell popcorn. Extremely sympathetic, I don't even want to write so many words in movie reviews. If I hadn't finished watching this film, I wouldn't have bothered to deal with mentally handicapped screenwriters and incompetent directors and actors who said they were innocent but were also victims. You groups, you have worked hard (≧∇≦)/I am really disgusted by your collective cooperation!

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Extended Reading
  • Harley 2021-12-01 08:01:28

    A deep-sea shark does not hesitate to pass through the thermocline to eat a few foods a hundred times smaller than it. What kind of spirit is this?

  • Kimberly 2022-03-20 09:01:43

    It can be said that it is a special film for the Chinese mainland market. Just for the pursuit of entertainment and excitement, anything can be done, and the box office will be sold casually!

The Meg quotes

  • Heller: He's in perfect shape.

    Jonas Taylor: Just like the last time you examined me.

    Mac: [walks in the medic bay] Suyin took a glider 15 minutes ago. She's planning on taking the Origin back up.

    Jonas Taylor: Take me to the sub.

    Heller: We're not done here.

    Jonas Taylor: Yeah, we are. Lori's running out of air and we're in international waters, which means legally I can beat the ever-loving shit out of you and get away with it.

    Mac: It's true. Legally, I mean

  • Jonas Taylor: Hello, skipper.

    Meiying: You must be the crazy guy.

    Jonas Taylor: Now who called me that?

    Meiying: My mom. Dr. Heller.

    Jonas Taylor: Yeah, well, I'm not crazy. I've just seen things no one else has.

    Meiying: That's definition of crazy.