Guoda Statham, you can take a little longer!

Faustino 2022-04-20 09:01:41

Even Guo Da Statham, who starred in Fast and Furious, can star in such a super bad movie, what else can you say? Megalodon (Millions of Crocodiles 2) is exactly what it deserves! Why is it a Sino-US co-production? Don't our domestic directors, screenwriters and actors have enough strength to disgust the audience? Guoda Statham, you can take a little longer! Not to mention Li Bingbing, who has never portrayed any memorable character. The only chance for such a female actor to be talked about is only the one who evaded tax and slept in the name of the woman. What did Bingbing come from, Li Bingbing? Oh, no, it's Fan Bingbing! Uncle Wen Xuan→_→ How are you? The well-known Wanwan male lead, director Ang Lee's queen, this story tells us that if you don't advance, you will retreat! Actors are like this. Ruby doesn't even need to say, there is no difference, it's better to put a big breast and hips there, and I'm afraid of stealing the limelight from the girl, alas ╯﹏╰ It's really hard! I think whether it is a failed horror movie or a disaster movie, it needs a rule that can be accepted by the logic of normal people. This is the most important. For example, alien wars, so they came to earth for refuge, or animals that have been exposed to nuclear radiation must go to get them because they lack certain substances. The arrangement of this story must first be rational. Even if you make up a vampire who loves garlic As a result, it can be said that the people who plan to plant the base have eaten it. This megalodon has no reason to attack people at all. There are so many whales ←_← waiting for it to eat. The underwater scientific research station all said that because it was attracted by the light, it was possible to see Li Bingbing's daughter in the corridor so far away from the glass. There are so many fish in the sea. It is estimated that this megalodon is really tired of eating and wants to taste life. What is the taste of primates in the air? After drinking the soup for a lifetime, the taste suddenly changes and the mouth is dry. It seems that it is not a loss to die by the sea in Sanya. I don't know how the box office of this film is (-o-)/If it wasn't for Guo Da's support, I guess that when the movie was shown in the movie theater, it would even sell popcorn. Extremely sympathetic, I don't even want to write so many words in movie reviews. If I hadn't finished watching this film, I wouldn't have bothered to deal with mentally handicapped screenwriters and incompetent directors and actors who said they were innocent but were also victims. You groups, you have worked hard (≧∇≦)/I am really disgusted by your collective cooperation!

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  • Gerardo 2022-03-22 09:01:45

    A while ago, the same effect film of Sky Rescue, the routine plot was ignored, and the overall is still a good popcorn work. The age and acting skills of the little sister have taken off, but she has no feeling of reciting her lines, and her English and Chinese accents are very good. I like it. I hope my little sister will not learn badly in your circle when she grows up, haha

  • Summer 2022-03-17 09:01:04

    Monster routine film, the plot relies entirely on fried rice, and the characters are even more terrible. Since there are disposable tableware, then a disposable role will be a more suitable description. The screenwriter also likes to make the characters throw awkward lines. Chinese and English alternate. Embarrassing, only Statham's character has some license recovery value, but that's only because he's playing Statham; that being said, I understand that no one is looking for surprises in a $130 million B-movie If you want to innovate, you should turn your head and continue watching independent horror films. The greater the investment, the greater the risk. The same is true for Joe Detdubar to take over as Eli Ross' guide; fortunately, it is the biggest attraction of this film. The megalodon, the director's handling is quite powerful. I was worried before watching it. After all, many times the monster is too big to lose its sense of terror, but Deterduba squeezed enough from this oversized CGI creature. The tension and horror, the scheduling of big scenes and the control of rhythm are textbook-level, shark movie fans can be satisfied

The Meg quotes

  • Suyin: You couldn't bring Toshi back? Why not?

    Jonas Taylor: He closed the hatch. He saved us.

    Suyin: You left him. You left him because that's who you are. You are the guy who leaves people behind.

    Jonas Taylor: You go that deep, you take your life in your hands. It was your choice to send them down.

  • DJ: You said it was impossible for it to get up here.

    Suyin: It should have been.

    Jaxx: You guys take a look at this. When the glider came up, the thermocline was intact, so it was one degree Celsius.

    Mac: Yeah.

    Jaxx: But a minute later, when the Evolution came up, the temperature increased by 25 degrees. A shark could come right through there. Twenty sharks for that matter.

    Jonas Taylor: When the meg hit the Origin, it slammed into a thermal vent.

    Dr. Minway Zhang: Those can release millions of gallons per minute. The heat from that vent cleared the path through the freezing cold layer.

    Jack Morris: Are you saying we opened up a superhighway for giant sharks?

    Mac: Not exactly. It seems it was a transitory event. The temperatures are returned to normal and the gap is closed.

    DJ: Yeah. But not before a massive prehistoric killing machine decided to come up and say "Hi."