Guoda Statham, you can take a little longer!

Faustino 2022-04-20 09:01:41

Even Guo Da Statham, who starred in Fast and Furious, can star in such a super bad movie, what else can you say? Megalodon (Millions of Crocodiles 2) is exactly what it deserves! Why is it a Sino-US co-production? Don't our domestic directors, screenwriters and actors have enough strength to disgust the audience? Guoda Statham, you can take a little longer! Not to mention Li Bingbing, who has never portrayed any memorable character. The only chance for such a female actor to be talked about is only the one who evaded tax and slept in the name of the woman. What did Bingbing come from, Li Bingbing? Oh, no, it's Fan Bingbing! Uncle Wen Xuan→_→ How are you? The well-known Wanwan male lead, director Ang Lee's queen, this story tells us that if you don't advance, you will retreat! Actors are like this. Ruby doesn't even need to say, there is no difference, it's better to put a big breast and hips there, and I'm afraid of stealing the limelight from the girl, alas ╯﹏╰ It's really hard! I think whether it is a failed horror movie or a disaster movie, it needs a rule that can be accepted by the logic of normal people. This is the most important. For example, alien wars, so they came to earth for refuge, or animals that have been exposed to nuclear radiation must go to get them because they lack certain substances. The arrangement of this story must first be rational. Even if you make up a vampire who loves garlic As a result, it can be said that the people who plan to plant the base have eaten it. This megalodon has no reason to attack people at all. There are so many whales ←_← waiting for it to eat. The underwater scientific research station all said that because it was attracted by the light, it was possible to see Li Bingbing's daughter in the corridor so far away from the glass. There are so many fish in the sea. It is estimated that this megalodon is really tired of eating and wants to taste life. What is the taste of primates in the air? After drinking the soup for a lifetime, the taste suddenly changes and the mouth is dry. It seems that it is not a loss to die by the sea in Sanya. I don't know how the box office of this film is (-o-)/If it wasn't for Guo Da's support, I guess that when the movie was shown in the movie theater, it would even sell popcorn. Extremely sympathetic, I don't even want to write so many words in movie reviews. If I hadn't finished watching this film, I wouldn't have bothered to deal with mentally handicapped screenwriters and incompetent directors and actors who said they were innocent but were also victims. You groups, you have worked hard (≧∇≦)/I am really disgusted by your collective cooperation!

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The Meg quotes

  • [first lines]

    Jonas Taylor: [on radio] Look at the sonar. Let me know what you find.

    D'Angelo: So far nothing new, my friend. It just keeps getting worse.

  • Dr. Minway Zhang: Since 1875 we've all believed the Mariana Trench was the deepest place on Earth. I've had a theory that we think is the bottom might actually be a layer if hydrogen sulfide. Beneath that cloud, and a freezing cold thermocline there could be a completely different world.

    Jack Morris: Wow.

    Suyin: The Origin is about to see if my father is right. If there is warm water below, that means we're going to be the first to see it.

    Jack Morris: And what if you're wrong?

    Dr. Minway Zhang: Then you have wasted $1.3 billion.

    Jack Morris: [laughs] You're kidding. He's kidding, right?