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Gaetano 2022-04-19 09:01:52

Chasing down from below the Mariana Trench to Sanya Bay in one breath, it is more than enough to be a mid-term boss in fantasy novels based on this horizontal practice that ignores the pressure. Have you heard of "Ancestor of Giant Shark"?

I have always been worried (actually looking forward to it) that the ancestor of the giant shark will make a move in Sanya Bay, "the giant shark swings its tail", "chua" flew to the sky, and then "the giant shark spreads its wings", "shou" flew into outer space , the more I think about it, the more I feel that this unique body training magic, not going to cross the galaxy with the flesh, explore the infinite mysteries of the universe, it is really a waste of time.

However no.

In 1999's "Deep Sea Crazy Shark", human scientists who are good at hard-core killing have already tinkered with elusive high-IQ sharks——

Samuel L. Jackson gave a leadership speech with a passionate expression, and the paragraph where he was bitten in half by a shark that sprang from the water is still a shadow of my childhood.

And now in 8102, a popcorn monster blockbuster produced by Hollywood with an investment of hundreds of millions, the little monster who performed for us can neither play human beings to applaud by virtue of IQ, nor perform the popular "raven flying" such as the people love to see and hear. With gorgeous skills, he can't even spit out electromagnetic guns, cation guns, and antimatter guns. Instead, he is obsessively stuck in the boring thinking of "bigger than bigger", and the actual effect presented, the so-called "giant" is far from visual impact. He even played the nonsensical fantasy novel routine of "kill a little one and get an old one".

There is no confined space to keep fleeing, there is no dilemma of running out of ammunition and food, and the hatred value of big monsters does not seem to be high. Human beings have neither the undoubted necessity of being inseparable with the megalodon, nor after failure at all. There is no worry about a place to be buried. When they are calculating the little monster, even if they open a bottle of beer and have a beer together, there is no sense of disobedience.

Then, in such a non-interactive and tension-free plot, we have to constantly arrange for all kinds of pig teammates to work hard, forcefully, sensational, stupid, and hold back.

They were so terrifying that they forcibly arranged for Guo Da and Li Bingbing to fall in love, and there was no interaction and tension between the two, just like a human and a little monster - "Okay, the director said that we have to fall in love (mark a word on it). frame), what can I do?”

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The Meg quotes

  • [first lines]

    Jonas Taylor: [on radio] Look at the sonar. Let me know what you find.

    D'Angelo: So far nothing new, my friend. It just keeps getting worse.

  • Dr. Minway Zhang: Since 1875 we've all believed the Mariana Trench was the deepest place on Earth. I've had a theory that we think is the bottom might actually be a layer if hydrogen sulfide. Beneath that cloud, and a freezing cold thermocline there could be a completely different world.

    Jack Morris: Wow.

    Suyin: The Origin is about to see if my father is right. If there is warm water below, that means we're going to be the first to see it.

    Jack Morris: And what if you're wrong?

    Dr. Minway Zhang: Then you have wasted $1.3 billion.

    Jack Morris: [laughs] You're kidding. He's kidding, right?