JUST KILL TIME, BUT NOT ME! - "Fate Express 3"

Evie 2022-04-21 09:01:55

100 minutes, we are in the movie theater; 100 minutes, the man and woman in the movie are in the car -- four laps of Audi!

It's the routine of traditional Hollywood genre films, with thrilling plots, fast-paced screen transitions, majestic heroes, enchanting women, and a suspense that ultimately doesn't stand up to scrutiny.

I still enjoy the feeling of being bombarded by subwoofers in front of the big screen. The subjective shots of car chases and gladiator fights made me feel like I was playing arcades in a movie theater. It was very cool!

Among them, there is no lack of ingenious ideas to escape from traditional routines-

beauties have freckles, but in all fairness, except for freckles, there are beauties everywhere, with thin waists, long legs, cat eyes, and freckles are specially marked by the director to distinguish them from the public. Beauties, let's highlight the only one beauty. But when the beauty was crying, the black tears under the eyes of the two pandas on the jade face always made me guess what brand of eyeliner or mascara it was, and the smudge effect was NUM 1! One thing’s for sure—it’s not waterproof, and one thing’s for sure—the director is very proud of the makeup, which is smudged into black tears, and uses it as a trait of this beauty and not the other, ensuring the audience is impressed.

I suddenly think of a documentary filmed during the filming of Director Zhang's "Hero", I remember the first chapter is called "Origin", which is quite the name of the story. Director Zhang explained his experience in it, "The story is not important, because no matter how good the story is, the audience will forget it, but the picture is very important. Maybe after a long time, the audience will think of this film and it will be difficult to retell what kind of story it is, but He will remember the deep image in his memory, a fallen leaf, and a woman in red skimming the lake like a mirror." He made the feature film as a landscape film, and as a result, he didn't have to wait "for a long time" to leave the cinema. , Everyone's head is full of red-clothed women, pale faces, and one day the world's yellow leaves are bleak.

The alternative beauties are not only temperamental, but also not lose their lust. I have seen the tangled muscles displayed by men in fights, and I have long remembered them in my heart. Seize the opportunity and let the muscular man remove his shirt. At this time, the hero has to hold back and express that he is not in the mood, so the woman directly confessed - WE HAVE TO DIE, I JUST WANTTO MAKE LOVE BEFORE DEATH. Frank enough, the translation is "we Doomed to die, I just want to love you before I die."

There were boos in the audience. Products that passed the quality inspection of the Film Bureau were always unbelievable. Either the picture was delayed, the plot was out of line, or the relevant translation was completely unreliable - there is only one standard, and it must be raised to the spiritual level.

Soon, it was easy to kill for 100 minutes, and I still had four circles of bulls banging in my head as I filed out of the lane -- if I had money, I could shoot 100 minutes of commercials.

I wonder if there is a sequel to "Fate Express", will Boeing join in the fun? At that time, you can revisit the "Interstellar" arcade~~~~

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Transporter 3 quotes

  • Johnson: [Valentina sees Frank's car racing alongside the train and smiles] What's so funny?

    Valentina: Hearing a dead man talking.

  • Johnson: I'd like to offer you a position.

    Frank Martin: I'd like to offer you one. Permanently disabled.