Greek gods are masochists

Don 2022-04-19 09:01:49

After reading the previous film reviews, I felt the same way when I mentioned that there are many logical confusions and insanity in this film.
Among them, the most incomprehensible thing is that since Zeus finally got a landslide and the Titans could not get out, then when they imprisoned them, they dried their hair in the cage! You are deliberately leaving it to future people to let them out! ? The days of the gods are so boring that they fly on the clouds every day! It's really a pain in the ass! are you crazy! ! !
The most bloody thing is - the first 80% of the clues in this film are the divine bow. Although there is a system in the sky that says that gods cannot interfere with human affairs, Nima's divine bow was dropped when your own people were fighting. How are you? It's better to pick it up directly and toss a passionate farmer for Mao! ! ! In the end, I still lost several of my own people. It's not a good life to have a good life! You must be doing this on purpose! Really sick! ! !

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  • Hassie 2022-03-22 09:01:42

    Watching epic movies is actually good~ Except for the bloody and violent torture OTZ The last sentence "Look at me, look at me and let you give me one last look" makes me feel a little strange no matter what OTZ Right~ Zeus and Athena's JQ is also shown here XDD~ In fact, I think it is three stars~ The last star is for the apprentice~ XD

  • Green 2022-03-23 09:01:48

    It's not completely 3D, sometimes it's better to take off the glasses. The plot is too outrageous for fans of Greek mythology, and the sense of form is too strong for ordinary fans. Mythical people, imagine the hand-to-hand combat scene between Tathagata Buddha and Guanyin and the Bull Demon King, how off-line would it be? The character modeling is far worse than that of Saint Seiya. After picking up the thorns, I have to say that the rest is still important. Going to the theater to see this movie is not a loss.

Immortals quotes

  • Stavros: Hyperion's legions are gathering at Tartarus. That's where Hellenists will fall.

    Phaedra: That future's not set.

    Stavros: But likely. It'll be a slaughter.

    Phaedra: You have no faith.

    Dareios: Heathens.

    Stavros: That is true, Dareios. But not always. When I was just a boy, I prayed to the Gods, for a horse. The Gods never answered me. So I stole one, instead.

    Dareios: We're surrounded by heathens.

    [Falls dead with a knife in his back]

  • Phaedra: To those whom much is given, much is taken away.