The naive version of "Hitman 47" "This Killer Is Not Too Cold"

Erwin 2022-10-25 22:55:29

I give 5 points for this movie poster and 2 points for this movie!

The movie posters are always beautiful, making people feel that every movie is a handed down work of art, and the trailers of the movies are always exciting, it seems that the movie behind each trailer has both human resources and wealth. Yes, the box office is booming and sweeping all the international awards (like that one is nothing!)

However, the real world and the ideal life are always different in one way or another, the movie behind this beautiful poster is not so beautiful, my From the point of view, it is an exercise made by the director of "This Killer Is Not Too Cold" during kindergarten!

The naive

expression is that the cold-blooded killer who doesn't even have a name has a female companion who lives in extreme misfortune. The evidence is this sentence, this girl has a beautiful small pattern tattooed on her face. 47 asked why it was tattooed on the face, the unfortunate little girl replied, that B (not swearing, that damn guy's initials is indeed a B) hit me anywhere but don't hit me in the face! In order to strengthen the supporting force of this sentence, the screen immediately switched to the picture of B Ou beating this innocent girl. Of course, the girl was completely naked, and a group of big old men with cigars smirked and admired it. I guess that mentality and I saw The mentality of this picture is no different. The director showed his naivety for the first time here!

Let's recall how "This Killer Isn't Too Cold" shaped the misfortune of girls! The swaying legs hanging alone on the stairs; the slap in the face by the father; the twinkling eyes of the younger brother; the flickering cigarette between the two fingers... The gap, this is the gap . A woman who seduces a man by taking off her clothes will never be as good as a woman who seduces a man by her words and expressions. Who is the one who takes off his clothes and who is the one who relies on expressions and words, everyone knows!

Childish performance two

Killers can always rely on their inhuman abilities to complete their mission, whether it's LEON or 47. It's just that LEON's inhumanity is more real, and he always uses some details to express that he is indeed a human being. 47 uses the barcode on the back of his head to tell us that he is indeed not human! The design of the action scenes is another failure of this film. LEON's killing is more like a delicate technical work, and 47 killing people is more like the little horse in the Hong Kong film, with his head down and no one watching. , raise your hand is a shot, a shot is a shot, rushing blood, and never changing the clip, as if 47 is taking a weapon of the future, with unlimited supply of bullets and automatic aiming function, 47 has to do only Just move your fingers.

Childish performance three

The first childish performance belongs to the director's ability to cognition about affairs, the second childish performance belongs to the director's ability to use skills, and the third childish performance is basically the level gap caused by comprehensive ability. Just a little!

The girl rescued from the dire situation is destined to fall in love with the male protagonist. Both films chose this logical concept that normal people are willing to accept, but the specific details are a little different. For example, the girl who fell in love with 47 likes to guess the color of panties ; The girl who fell in love with LEON likes to guess movie characters.

In order to respond to the girl's love, the male protagonist always has to do something for the girl. The most important thing to do is to let the girl say goodbye to the dire situation. All OK. How to be sure? You ask me this question? You are TOO YOUNG! They are killers! Of course, the method used is one word, kill!

As a result, a bloody storm broke out in the rivers and lakes, and the killers did their best, no matter in terms of resourcefulness or specific execution methods, they have surpassed the limits of human beings, and one by one innocent or innocent people went down. Of course, LEON also fell in the end. After all, LEON is still a person. The girl planted the potted plant next to the big tree and silently said that LEON is safe. The fall of one person is exchanged for the safety of another person. This kind of emotion is really not good. cold! 47 did not fall, but first used inhuman fighting ability and weapons from the future to kill everyone. Then he used his inhuman interpersonal relationship to get out of his body (it turned out that 47 kept close contacts with a certain high-ranking official in the United States, and this high-ranking official drove 5 or 6 Audi Q7s when he went out and went home). Finally, he used his inhuman resourcefulness to find a scapegoat and persuaded the police who had been chasing him, and he disappeared from the world.

Is the story over? NO! What to do with the girl who loves 47! If it ends like this, how can it be worthy of the name of the kindergarten level. If you want a kindergarten, you must have a kindergarten. The following plot will express my point of view!

1. The girl walks on the street, opening a letter while walking.

2. The close-up of the letter is a picture of a European manor with castles, beautiful scenery and large vineyards.

3. The girl smiled with satisfaction, because she knew that this was 47's promise to her, and this promise has now been fulfilled. (Killer is really a good job, at least I earn more than doing commercials.)

4. The camera is switched, 47 is looking at the girl with a scope in a sniper position.

5. The camera is transformed, and the real owner of this sniper rifle lies at the feet of 47. (47 has been tossing around in vain, but still can't solve it.)

6. 47 Niu B coaxed to say, I have already told you, don't mess with my dear her! (Darling, you fly slowly, be careful of the thorny rose in front of you...) The

whole drama is so

fuckin' TOO YOUNG

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Hitman quotes

  • Nika Boronina: What are you going to do?

    Agent 47: What I do.

  • [last lines]

    Agent 47: I told you to leave her alone. You should have listened.