Jagged Alice vs Alien

Herta 2022-04-21 09:01:56

My friend and I discussed a profound question about "Resident Evil 4": If zombies appear at three per second, Alice fires five bullets per second, and the probability of each bullet hitting a zombie is two-thirds, then in the end What is the probability that Alice is alive? The answer is one hundred percent. Because this question is to test the plot, not the probability.
The heroine has experienced hundreds of battles, and the boss can't be beaten to death; the appearance of Brother Axe makes people feel sad, and the man with oil head and sunglasses is also very ecstatic to do a backflip while dodging bullets. When the oil-headed man took off his sunglasses to reveal the bloody eyes of the cottage, I laughed. This was a spoof of "X-Men". Who still remembers Schwarzenegger by the Daming Lake?
No one can stop the director from turning a zombie movie into a sci-fi movie. The heroine Alice is turning into a selfie aunt who is about to enter middle age. Her blood-splattered coins and bullets tell us--brother is not burning money , is lonely.
Hollywood is always trying to cover up the empty plot with gorgeous stunts and slow motion, making people want to drag the director out of the sea while wanting to fast-forward. The structure of the story can be summarized as: the heroine's revenge is not dead + save the girl with amnesia + fight the octopus monster + fight the axe brother + fight the oil head man. The heroine fights monsters and upgrades all the way, the executives of the umbrella company are all mentally handicapped, and the long-awaited beauty of Nakajima is just a cannon fodder zombie who appears for 90 seconds. Isn't the director and screenwriter so ironic?
"Resident Evil 5" will be released in China in September. Please abide by the principles of zombie movies, standardize the use of slow motion, respect the audience's IQ and RMB, and don't let Li Bingbing become the cannon fodder of the X virus, otherwise, wait for Du Fu to bless you. !

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Resident Evil: Afterlife quotes

  • [last lines]

    Jill Valentine: [to her soldiers] Deployment in T-minus 57 seconds. When you hit the deck, you watch your formation. Take no prisoners and shoot to kill. Total enemy numbers are unknown but will include Umbrealla fugitives and prime targets. Claire Redfield, Chris Redfield and Project Alice. So, people, whatever's waiting for you out there, just know one thing: You are gonna be in for the fight of your lives.

  • Alice: Why am I not suprised?

    Albert Wesker: You weren't too hard to find. Our satellite system is still operational, and there aren't too many people flying now days. Besides, I always knew you would be drawn to your friends. Loyalty - Highly overrated.