As a loser, I can only complain with my friends after watching the movie

Stephon 2022-04-19 09:01:49

As a loser, you must hate all the little girls from good backgrounds and well-married girls, so I finished watching the movie with a spit.
Before watching the movie, my friend asked me, "It's been a long time since I watched a fairy tale. What is the story of Cinderella?" I said, "It's a prince who hasn't seen a girl too much, and I met Cinderella at the dance because of the beauty of the plug-in. Girl, and then the story of love at first sight. Cinderella's feet are so small that people all over the country can't wear shoes, so they may be extremely short."
That's right, we have already turned on the rant mode before we watch the movie. But I didn't expect this movie to have so many slots.
Cinderella is basically a green tea-flavored white lotus. White lotus inherits the mother, green tea inherits the father. Cinderella's father and Cinderella said: "I want to marry another woman. She just died of her husband, but she is still very beautiful~" Cinderella of the white lotus must agree. In the end, when I got married, I had to tell Cinderella behind my back that I still love your mother, and your stepmother is difficult to get along with. You have to take good care of your family. Was your dead wife in the house when you had sex, green tea bitch among men. Speaking of which, the soul of feminism is burning. Why is it that a man marries a woman just for the face, a woman can’t marry a man just for money, the stepmother will get hurt when she accidentally hears the father-daughter conversation, does a straight man think that even the worst woman will fall in love with them? I'm only for the Queen's stepmother who has a very bad heart!
Then the stepmother wore very Parisian clothes, but the two daughters wore the nouveau riche daughters in the Spanish countryside. In fact, the stepmother was not very kind to her own daughter.
I don't know who stipulated that the kind-hearted fairy tale heroine must be friends with mice. So the hostess started working as a maid. The plot makes no sense. The rice was made by Cinderella, but she didn't know that she had to leave a bite in the pot to finish her work and then eat it. She insisted on eating leftovers from her stepmother. How about being virtuous and smart?
Then Cinderella and the prince met in the woods. Cinderella, who was also raised by a wealthy family, looked at the prince who was wearing a special dress and said, "So you are an elementary school apprentice in the palace!" Oh, Disney, you don't add this. I still think this white lotus flower is not as good as green tea.
The fairy appeared, and Cinderella said I was going to wear my mother's dress! You don't change! Then there appeared a big dress that couldn't see the original appearance of the dress at all. The skirt covered an area of ​​​​one hectare, hehe.
Cinderella danced a dance with the prince without any surprise, then frowned slightly and said to the prince, "You lied to me! You didn't say you were an apprentice!" When you dance, you are happy and don't blame him for lying to you. .
Seeing that women all over the country are inexplicably not pursuing free love and want to marry the prince and try on the crystal shoes, I just want to roar: "Let the princess of China try it, Nima!" In the
end, of course, HE, Cinderella was found by the prince Afterwards, follow the prince to leave and call me a simple, huh, huh, my parents told me to protect my home, so why don't I leave? I can only translate that sentence simply and rudely: "That's the house that my parents left behind. The three stinky bitches don't even want to take away the property and I'll be relying on it!"
Finally, I like it the most. The character is the goose.

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  • Lacey 2022-03-23 09:01:49

    The pumpkin carriage in Yiwu, Suzhou wedding street, the dress paper model, the castle ball, I was seriously waiting for the Meimei Garden. It was so funny. Cinderella walked with the little prince. So when we got married, it snowed and there were too many grooves to vomit.

  • Adelle 2022-01-28 08:03:19

    Stepmother is so beautiful ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

Cinderella quotes

  • Cinderella: Fairy godmother?

    Fairy Godmother: Yes, what?

    Cinderella: My dress. I can't go in this dress. Can you mend it?

    Fairy Godmother: Mend it? No-no, I'll turn it into something new.

    Cinderella: Oh no, please, don't. This was my mother's, and... and I'd like to wear it when I go to the palace. It's almost like - taking her with me.

    Fairy Godmother: I understand. But I don't think she'd mind if I - gee it up a bit? Wouldn't mind a nice blue?

    Cinderella: [whispering] No.

    [Using her magic wand, the Fairy Godmother turns Cinderella's torn pink dress into a dazzling blue ballgown]

    Fairy Godmother: [smiles in satisfaction] There!

    Cinderella: [also smiles] It's beautiful! She'd love it.

  • [the King is dying]

    Prince Charming: Father, don't go.

    King: I must.

    [pause]

    King: You needn't be alone. Take a bride. The Princess Chelina. What if I commanded you to do so?

    Prince Charming: I love and respect you, but I will not. I believe that we need not look outside of our borders for strength or guidance. What we need is right before us, and we need only have courage and be kind to see it.

    King: Just so. You've become your own man. Good. And perhaps, in the little time left to me, I can become the father you deserve. You must not marry for advantage. You must marry for love. Find that girl. Find her. The one they're all talking about. The forgetful one...

    Prince Charming: Who loses her shoes.

    King: [laughs] Loses her shoes...

    [the Prince laughs, and cries too]

    King: Be cheerful, boy.

    Prince Charming: Thank you, Father.

    King: I love you, Kit.

    Prince Charming: I love you, Father.