Godzilla vs. King Kong: How many steps does it take to put King Kong on a boat?

Lennie 2022-04-24 07:01:06

In 1962, when King Kong performed nucleic acid testing on Godzilla, the film was called "King Kong vs. Godzilla". Now the position is reversed, and it seems to imply that the audience is the first brother of the monster. To cater to the audience, King Kong matches up with an opponent he doesn't deserve. Different from Superman vs Batman, the difference in strength between the two is also huge, but no matter how strong Superman is, there is also the weakness of kryptonite. How to use the weakness to make Superman and the master reflect the director's ability.

Unfortunately, Godzilla is too terrifying, big, fat, rough and fleshy, not like a beneficial insect, and has magical attacks. What's more terrible is that this is already a weakened Godzilla. Now, the red lotus state has not yet appeared. Just two years ago, Ghidorah had heard of it, he could beat and fly three heads, but they could grow back, and there were a bunch of helpers. Has Godzilla cut them to pick a day? ! And this time King Kong, weak burst.

Skull Island has become the world of Truman, and King Kong sleeps and takes a bath live for all mankind. King Kong has cooperated with the project of stamping Skull Island, and I am afraid it will not take a few steps to put him on the ship. King Kong was beaten with a few barrels of anesthesia and then chained to the boat to the Antarctic. King Kong was eating seafood sashimi, and Godzilla came over when he smelled it. One is to eat nuclear bombs, the other is to eat whole grains, how to fight? King Kong's battle can be said to be a shame. Godzilla's seemingly powerful right uppercut was just a stumble. Godzilla almost didn't hold back when he gave a big-eared scratch to King Kong. Just let the atomic breath come out, King Kong has never seen this battle, and he has forgotten that he can't swim and jump into the sea to swim back to his hometown. In the end, Godzilla stepped on the water and looked at the dying King Kong, thinking that this is it? Count me in the water to bully you, and let you have a monkey life.

If you can't beat you in the water, why can't you go to the sky, so human beings used a plane to drag King Kong to the South Pole, and the embarrassment made people feel distressed. When they arrived in Antarctica, humans began to fool King Kong again. They pointed to the dark hole and said to King Kong: Go home and return to the original beauty. I think it's superfluous to persuade King Kong to go in. This is the fucking South Pole, the South Pole that can freeze Captain America and Megatron. ?

Climbing all the way to the center of the earth, King Kong unlocked the gate of the temple with his fingerprints and got the ancestral sacred relic. A battle axe crafted from the back of Godzilla. This completes the strengthening of King Kong. Director, Godzilla's fingernails have become King Kong's baby. It hurts a lot and is very insulting.

King Kong is sitting on the throne with the holy relic, and Godzilla showed him what it means to be tyrannical. The atomic breath from Hong Kong directly penetrated from the surface to the center of the earth, and was smashing in front of King Kong. Looking at the boss's intention to smash the earth in half is only a matter of minutes. It's all like this. King Kong hasn't figured out the situation yet. He licked his face and slipped out of the tunnel made by Godzilla to Hong Kong. When he came out, he had to fight Godzilla again.

King Kong relied on the high-rise buildings in Hong Kong's Central to survive for two rounds to save face, but when the building was almost leveled, Godzilla was instantly knocked out by a combo of King Kong, King Kong was dying again, and in the end it was the male The Lord's pacemaker saved a small life.

At the end of the film, King Kong threw the axe to show his submission and returned to the Earth Zoo, Godzilla turned and walked back to the sea.

As for Mecha Godzilla? The rubbish that the server is short-circuited and shut down is not worth mentioning at all. Every scene related to human beings in the whole film is redundant and stupid. What the audience wants to see is the beasts fighting each other. It is possible not to harm human beings, but it must not be complicit with human beings. Godzilla barely managed to do it, and King Kong went further and further.

Pretty boy, I still like your unruly look at the beginning, please recover.

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Godzilla vs. Kong quotes

  • Ilene Andrews: [an apex robot obtains a sample of hollow earth energy] What are you doing?

    Maia Simmons: Extracting a sample .

    Ilene Andrews: This is a power beyond our understanding. You can't just drill into it.

    Maia Simmons: Actually we can. My father gets what he wants. That's Alex property now.

    Ilene Andrews: What?

    Ren Serizawa: [from above at Apex cybernetics] energy signature incoming. We should be able to recreate it soon.

    Ilene Andrews: [to Maia] That is the discovery of the millennium. You can't strip it for parts.

    Maia Simmons: Hold it.

    [Apex soldiers hold guns on them]

  • Walter Simmons: [the upload is complete] Yes. Mr. Serizawa start your engines!

    Ren Serizawa: The upgrade is untested. Once we get online, Gojira will come straight for us.

    Walter Simmons: He's been coming for us since our creation first awoke. We must embrace it.

    Ren Serizawa: We shouldn't rush this. We have no idea how this energy source will affect the Mecha.

    Walter Simmons: Get in the goddamn chair.