Three vulgar film review-King Kong and his face

Oran 2022-04-23 07:02:00

Because of my love for monster themes and my dissatisfaction with the mindless entertainment filmmakers, I decided to learn from various media scams and compile some interpretations of the monster films of Legendary Pictures. I also hope that someone can read this text out of curiosity. Go to the cinema.

After all, the copyright of Godzilla will be returned to Dongbao soon. I don’t know what year the next GK Interactive will be. I also hope that Legendary Pictures will make money in this series of movies, arrange post-production plans, and create more monster series movies to satisfy the audience. Let film and television studios have more outsourcing to do.

This article is divided into two chapters, "King Kong and Face" and "Godzilla's Morality". Because of fear of failure and fear that no one will read it, only the King Kong chapter is written. If anyone likes this sentence, continue to write the Godzilla chapter.

What is the combat power level of the orangutan family?

The main clues about the orangutan family are the murals of people of all ethnic groups in the world, the orangutan hall discovered by King Kong and the skeletons on Skull Island.

I don't agree with the setting that the gorillas and Godzilla are feuding, even if the official says so, I can't agree. First, divide the monsters into echelons like a mobile game: T1 must be Godzilla, Ghidorah, large enough, with the necessary lighting skills for special photography, and 24-hour mobility around the world; the slag is Skull Island and the underground beings of the world.

In terms of strength, the orangutan family can compete with the giant two-legged snake; in terms of body size, it lacks a big tail to stretch its body; in terms of skills, it is neither ice nor fire, but only a pair of flexible hands. The skeleton with the axe in the orangutan hall is obviously neither Godzilla nor a two-legged snake, indicating that there are many kinds of monsters that can perish with the orangutan family, and their strength is not too strong.

Combining the sculptures of the Gorilla Temple, the Godzilla pattern when the axe is charging, the images of the orangutans holding different weapons in the ancient paintings, and the comics of the King Kong side story, I have compiled a character design that I am satisfied with: the orangutans are ingenious and good at making tools Even engaged in art, after the efforts of the whole village killed a Godzilla, and used its bones to make dozens of axes, which can imitate Godzilla and charge. Relying on the blessing of the wild axe, the orangutan family ran rampant underground and became a pseudo-T1.

In order to make more axes, the orangutans took aim at another Godzilla and engaged in competitive hunting. One by one, they went to heads-up and were killed by Godzilla all over the world. Over time, Godzilla fought against the orangutan The techniques are also more skilled, such as dragging the tail into the deep sea, grasping the chest hair with the small hand, and biting the toes with the small mouth. These scenes also became the subject of Aboriginal paintings.

King Kong's ancestors did not bring an axe when they came to the ground of Skull Island.

1. The life of the monitoring station - using symbolic means to maintain face

At the beginning of the movie, King Kong wakes up from the top of the mountain accompanied by an old American song with record quality, scratches his butt, washes his face, suddenly pulls up a tree from the ground, smashes the branches and leaves, twists the roots of the tree, throws it into the air, and smashes the Chu monkey. 4k blue sky. This video explains the situation in which King Kong was detained by the monitoring station, and also hints at the monkey's IQ and emotional intelligence.

When King Kong met people for the first time 30 years ago, he was not afraid, he did not hide or hide, he threw trees and jerked off. But the trees that were thrown at that time had roots and leaves, and they were thrown from the ground. They could not be called tools. Today's old horse monkeys understand simple aerodynamics, know that smooth and sharp shapes are more suitable for flying, and in order to prevent top-heavy, they have removed the roots of trees, and have already processed and used tools.

Unlike other giant beasts who woke up from a deep sleep, destroyed the monitoring station and fled, King Kong honestly squatted in the station for 30 years, and he did not kill the scene when Ghidorah summoned the monster to worship. Why? It was also because of his experience that he was almost killed by a black general 30 years ago that he understood that he could not be reckless in the face of human beings. Throwing a tree, making noises, and complaining is enough, and the face will be made up for it, and humans will not care about an LCD monitor with him.

So throwing the tree was his deliberate choice. He threw the well-processed tree, pierced the LCD screen with white clouds floating, and shouted again: I know that you watch me sleep and scratch my butt 24 hours a day, I am not stupid. Then the little girl who came to condolences said that King Kong was very angry today, and let several biologists discuss it for a while. The face has been gained, the psychological balance has been restored, and the matter has passed.

2. The face of meeting Godzilla-King Kong was challenged unprecedentedly

This is the first meeting between King Kong and Godzilla, and it is also the beginning of King Kong's difficult maintenance of face. Humans just want to tame giant beasts. As long as King Kong cooperates, it is no problem to splash occasionally, and Godzilla is here for a fight, just to decide the outcome, to put a foot on you, so that you can't turn over.

When Godzilla attacked the fleet, the little girl made a sign, just to laugh at the timid male protagonist, which means that Hou Jiangang was really scared. Godzilla is a familiar and unknown fear for him: Blind Guess King Kong heard about Godzilla and the history of the orangutan family when he was a child, because there are murals on Skull Island. But living Godzilla, this was the first time he saw it: slowly approaching from the water, deerskin gloves rubbing against a violin-like roar, the ship was cut by sharp thorns, the long tail smashed the plane, the scene in front of him was rendered The power of this beast in the water. At this time, King Kong was just a gorilla locked in a boat.

The female doctor's sentence "kong bows no one" lifted Jiangang up to the sky. He couldn't back down, and he had nowhere to back down. He could only bite the bullet and face what was about to happen. Waiting for the arrival of fear is often more terrifying than the fear itself. King Kong does not want to be immersed in this kind of fear, so he lay on the boat, clenched his fists and slapped the ground, and shouted at the underwater: Come up.

After some cloud and rain, the soaked King Kong climbed onto the cargo ship and spit out bitter water. At this time, he panicked: the frigates were all scrapped, the aircraft carrier sank, and he had no chance of winning in the water. If you continue to fight and lose this last ship, you will be dead. King Kong wants face, but King Kong doesn't necessarily want face in death. He compromised and played dead with humans. The little girl with high emotional intelligence gestured thank you in sign language, which saved King Kong's last face: Hou Jiangang pretended to be dead not because he was afraid He was killed by Godzilla because he was afraid that he would continue to fight and hurt the human friends on the ship.

3. Come to the ground - the flying snake almost ruined King Kong's face

After the battle with Godzilla, King Kong urgently needed a battle to prove his strength and regain his confidence. At this time, a flying snake that looks similar to a two-legged snake came. This was a good opportunity. With the experience of fighting two-legged snakes on Skull Island, King Kong quickly grabbed his tail and killed the first flying snake. In an instant, his confidence returned, and he beat his chest and roared to show off his achievements to the world. It's a pity that he was careless, and the next second he was bound by another flying snake and could not breathe on his knees. Fortunately, there were humans who helped him escape. But in front of the two planes, King Kong was so embarrassed and angry. At this time, he broke off the wings of the flying snake, smashed the spine of the flying snake, twisted his head and drank his brains, using this fierce action to cover up a few Embarrassed minutes ago.

4. The second battle caused by accident - destroying the face for the sake of face

I mentioned the conjecture of the orangutan family I made up earlier. The axe of the orangutan is made of Godzilla's bones, so the glow and pulse when charging are the same as the backstab when Godzilla is provoking. When Godzilla came to sense this pulse, whether it represented the charging of the axe or another Godzilla's provocation, it made him excited. He was busy looking for the mechanical Godzilla, and he changed his target, looking left and right to find it. position, burned through the ground in one breath, and responded to the pulse with a loud roar.

King Kong, who found the Gorilla Hall, had planned to put aside the disputes: after a battle in the water, he knew that he could not defeat Godzilla; Skull Island has been changed into a monitoring station, no longer a home for freedom; it is better to be a bare pole in this ancestral hall The king, sitting decently in a chair nostalgic.

When he tentatively activated the charging function of the axe, Godzilla attacked and knocked down the roof, his dream was shattered. The memory of Godzilla chasing and killing him all the way to the cave made him angry, and he couldn't take his breath. The ancestral axe gave him another chance: the last time he lost was because he was in the sea, this time on the ground, there was an axe, Sure to win. As a result, King Kong picked up an axe and rushed to the surface.

During the second battle, King Kong, as a rookie who had not seen much of a big scene, performed impressively, kicking his knees and elbows, riding his back and breaking his mouth, giving full play to the advantages of primate body structure. Interrupted Godzilla's atomic spit, and also paid tribute to the 1962 Toho version. But the lack of experience determined his failure: watching the axe being stupefied by Godzilla's legs, being chased by the atomic spit and sucking, and finally being overturned by the sewer under the arrangement of the director, Godzilla bit his arm and dragged it out. Lidi, defeated.

When Godzilla endured the leg injury and stepped on his chest, King Kong had no choice but to prepare himself mentally and wait for the humiliation of the loser. But Godzilla's lung capacity was better than he imagined, and he roared in his face for more than a minute. In the end, King Kong couldn't stand the spittle on his face, and roared back at Godzilla's little head.

Godzilla, who had finished educating King Kong, turned around and left. At that time, there was a trace of disdain on his face: You still talk to me about your level. The embarrassed King Kong stood up, swayed, and fell heavily to the ground.

5. Facing the mechanical Godzilla-King Kong compromise saved face

Let’s talk about Mecha Godzilla first. The translation of the oracle bone subtitles is a little rough. I can’t understand the relationship between Mecha Godzilla and satellites, so I can only make assumptions based on my understanding of electronic products.

First of all, the production lines of Mechanical Godzilla are all over the world, and the production process of components shipped to Hong Kong for assembly should be modularized control of each weapon. The main engine of Mechanical Godzilla is Ghidorah's skull, and it is no problem to control his body movements, but letting him control his body movements while controlling various weapons on his body is like letting you memorize English words while running. Therefore, in order to reduce the burden on the main computer of the body, the weapon system is controlled by satellites. After the main brain issues the command, aiming, ignition, launch, and filling are all controlled by satellites. Therefore, Mecha Godzilla, who stopped the satellite system, was able to escape, but the blade of the tail stopped.

The timing of Mechagodzilla's appearance is very good: Kong is already lying on the ground panting, and Godzilla is exhausted. He just climbed out of the ground and couldn't wait to kick Godzilla upstairs.

Even if the King Kong shock fragment has just been awakened by electricity, it is not difficult to guess who he should help after seeing this scene: one is the old monster Godzilla on the earth, and the other is obviously a man made of steel.

King Kong doesn't want to help Godzilla, it's a personal grudge. He wants to see Godzilla being pushed to the ground and kicked, but kicking Godzilla's feet can't be a combination of alien beast consciousness and human technology. King Kong, who has been dealing with the military for many years, understands that if Mecha Godzilla wins, all the giants will lose their place on Earth. But he lacked a step, and helping Godzilla at this time is tantamount to acknowledging Godzilla's status and admitting that he is a younger brother. He does not have the character of Mothra who fights for love. At this time, the little girl gave him another step, so that he could work hard to help Godzilla for the sake of the world and his friends.

The return brought by this compromise is also extremely rich. With the recharge of the ancestral axe and Godzilla, as well as the whiskey assist of the black man, King Kong got a head with a very high gold content.

Seeing that the mechanical Godzilla weapon system was disconnected, and the axe in his hand was enchanted by Godzilla, King Kong knew that the opportunity was coming, and he had to firmly grasp this opportunity and fight a turnaround. I saw him with a set of combos, slashing his hands and beheading his legs, and the last one jumped at the mechanical Godzilla's neck, ripped off his head, raised his head and shouted: Can't cure Godzilla, can't cure you? The foolishness of the previous hour and a half was overshadowed by the brilliance of this moment, and he became the second giant after Godzilla to defeat Ghidorah and save the earth.

Now that the King Kong Gong has become famous, he has regained his face in front of all human beings, and he can return to his hometown and return to the underground world to beat his chest in comfort. At this time, Jin really reconciled with Godzilla from the heart, dropped the axe in his hand, and made a promise to Godzilla: no more fighting, no more stubbornness, I am going home; there will be no more orangutans Tried to catch you as an axe.

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Godzilla vs. Kong quotes

  • Nathan Lind: Looks like round two goes to Kong.

  • Nathan Lind: [about to jumpstart Kong's heart with a HEAV] Good luck, big fella.