Don't go to this movie with a girl you like

Sylvia 2022-04-23 07:01:52

I finally made an appointment with a beautiful girl to have dinner with me and watch a movie. I finally chose this movie. It's easy for me.
In the end, this movie with the name of Mount Tai took one hour and thirty-five minutes to waste one hour and thirty-five minutes of my alone time with the beautiful girl. Why didn't I buy a ticket for a domestic horror movie! ! !
Why should I spend my precious life and time on this kind of movie that has no passion scenes except for a bang? The silver-backed gorilla is so mighty and a little terrifying that the girl will scare me into my arms!
But no, the girl did not have any fluctuations in her heart throughout the whole process, and sometimes even laughed because of the black man...


Of course it's tradition that black people must die.

The whole film is terrible. The
director went to great lengths to show us a story after the integration of Tarzan into the human world.
It coincides with the end of the dirty slave trade. The United States has completed the Civil War, and the Indians are still being slaughtered. In a few years, things will get better after becoming a minority.
Taishan has also become a noble and honorable member of the House of Lords. With all due
respect, my generation after reading "Yes, Minister" is very worried about the British House of Lords.
In general, people with noble blood Taishan took his wife and American black Washington to liberate Congo.

Africa has a long history and a splendid culture.
Although the experience in recent centuries has been terrible
, Africa was also one of the world's cultural centers a few centuries ago.
The embodiment of African culture and strength is
simply a living totem.
In fact, he is also a totem, but the audience has no cultural flavor
except for fighting, fighting ten, fighting twenty, and fighting a tribe . It's really not as good as "Red Flame Battlefield". Mr. Morgan's shooting skills are much better than Washington 's. At the end, he finally summoned his friends from Mount Tai and drove a large group of buffaloes to destroy the enemy's fortress . It feels like a fire bull formation. I don’t know if Le Yi will feel pain after seeing it. Anyway, I’m stunned . The beautiful girl next to me talks to me from time to time. I really should take off my 3D glasses and chat with her about the ideal of life and everything, but I’m still Endure it and finish it. That's why I'm writing a movie review. Don't go to this movie with a girl you like.
















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The Legend of Tarzan quotes

  • Leon Rom: People love a good story. Yeah, few are born blue bloods like your husband. But everyone can relate to a low born scrapper who rescued his king from bankruptcy and saved the honor of his nation. That is a man who will never be forgotten.

  • George Washington Williams: What I wouldn't give for a horse right now. Why is it people don't ride zebras?

    John Clayton: Horses kick to escape. Zebras continue until you are dead.

    George Washington Williams: Zeebra. Zehbra. Tomayto. Tomahto.

    John Clayton: It's nearly impossible to take the wild out of something born to it.

    George Washington Williams: It seem to work with you. Look. I feel foolish for asking, but... Can you really talk to animals?

    John Clayton: You're an educated man, Dr. Williams. You tell me.