Meat! Meat! Meat!

Osbaldo 2022-04-20 09:01:40

In-depth spoilers, be careful.

Initially, watching this movie was for the legendary and beautiful African scenery.

The magnificent mountains and rivers at the beginning really shocked me a little.

But, he has been brainwashed by the BBC documentary. After the beautiful scenery, he began to be bored.

Then, the wretched-faced white-bearded old man appeared as a wretched-faced mercenary.

They slaughtered many indigenous blacks with obscure and grotesque appearances with their wretched and wretched Maxim repeating machine guns.

The twist comes when you consider that this is yet another didactic fragment reflecting on the brutal colonization of white people.

Countless people painted white all over the mountain, holding sharp wooden sticks,

they used the most primitive throwing skills to complete their revenge

————I am the dividing line that began to turn——————

Then, I see Here we go: meat! Meat! Meat!

Large groups of indigenous muscular men appeared majestic, and the stars held the moon to highlight the indigenous leader: a coquettish white-bearded man with almost perfect muscles.

He wears a leopard headdress, his gloves are decorated with leopard claws, he overlooks his life, he reigns over the world, and he has two square chest muscles.

Well, the whole audience knew this guy was the villain, but what about him.

Whistles and screams fill the theaters, and in these oppressive times, wanton cheering is one of the few entertainments.

——————I am the dividing line for returning to seriousness —————
Tarzan appears, oh, now he is called Duke ****, forgive me for not remembering the name of the crooked nuts. After returning to the civilized world, he became a member of the British House of Lords and inherited the property of a noble family.

But in the middle of the night, I still think about the wild Africa in that dream.

So, I received the call, brought my wife, brought the orangutan, ahhh, brought Samuel Jackson, and returned to the black land that haunted me.

Okay, I'll admit that this segment is starting to get sleepy.

Until, Taishan and a group of tribal black men whizzed through the jungle, grabbed the vines, and floated freely like flying.

Well, the young boy's dream of being the king of the jungle was ignited.

I used to pull the sheets, pull on the ceiling fan, and pretend to fly in the small room.

The film continues, reviewing the encounter between Tarzan and Jane.

There are no princes and princesses, only savages and women. Of course, they are very eye-catching.

To sum up, it is a piece of Li Zhiyi's "Fortune Teller":

I live at the head of the Yangtze River, and you live at the end of the Yangtze River. Ri Ri Si Jun does not see Jun, but sees his grandmother's legs.


In short, for Jane, Tarzan betrayed his orangutan kingdom and returned to the world.


The beauty that looked back suddenly was

like a shy and charming girl who bowed her head shyly.

For you, give up the arrogance of the whole world, hold tightly, and the pride

of warm and fragrant nephrite.


At this point, the plot develops, and the drowsy process begins again.

It's nothing more than that the heroine was caught, and the hero saved the beauty.

The overwhelming antelope, wildebeest, lion, and orangutan

converged into a torrent of steel, which directly scare the bad guys into urine, and the army fled in a panic.


At the end of the film,

Taishan nervously watched in front of the thatched cottage, and

a group of fat black women, like the stars holding the moon, held out a small baby.

He was so small, so soft, curled up into a thin ball.

But, we know that


another muscular man was born...

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The Legend of Tarzan quotes

  • Leon Rom: People love a good story. Yeah, few are born blue bloods like your husband. But everyone can relate to a low born scrapper who rescued his king from bankruptcy and saved the honor of his nation. That is a man who will never be forgotten.

  • George Washington Williams: What I wouldn't give for a horse right now. Why is it people don't ride zebras?

    John Clayton: Horses kick to escape. Zebras continue until you are dead.

    George Washington Williams: Zeebra. Zehbra. Tomayto. Tomahto.

    John Clayton: It's nearly impossible to take the wild out of something born to it.

    George Washington Williams: It seem to work with you. Look. I feel foolish for asking, but... Can you really talk to animals?

    John Clayton: You're an educated man, Dr. Williams. You tell me.