Simple, rude and tasteless

Francesco 2022-04-19 09:01:47

The big muscled man and the beast are tumbling in the jungle, and you can eat a few more meat skewers after reading it. It's not worth it to have to endure a routine story in order to consume about three minutes of wonderful special effects. Especially after watching "Roadside Picnic" and still indulging in the poetic aftertaste, this film is even more naive, like a film exclusively for straight men in American high schools. When society evolves to a certain stage, does the movie become more and more distracting or more simple and rude? The art of taming time into a cage for people to play with: film. The plot of the story is just one element. Me too, in order to prolong my childhood and get old to watch such silly movies. I really don't want to play ps4.

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The Legend of Tarzan quotes

  • Leon Rom: People love a good story. Yeah, few are born blue bloods like your husband. But everyone can relate to a low born scrapper who rescued his king from bankruptcy and saved the honor of his nation. That is a man who will never be forgotten.

  • George Washington Williams: What I wouldn't give for a horse right now. Why is it people don't ride zebras?

    John Clayton: Horses kick to escape. Zebras continue until you are dead.

    George Washington Williams: Zeebra. Zehbra. Tomayto. Tomahto.

    John Clayton: It's nearly impossible to take the wild out of something born to it.

    George Washington Williams: It seem to work with you. Look. I feel foolish for asking, but... Can you really talk to animals?

    John Clayton: You're an educated man, Dr. Williams. You tell me.