Best plumber ever

Shaun 2022-04-20 09:01:40

A small foreigner traveled thousands of miles to China, but was inexplicably beaten by a group of sports school students closely united around Yu Rongguang. A not-so-cute rich second-generation little loli, who gave her first kiss to Xiaowai before puberty. A youth martial arts championship is as fierce as an adult professional Sanda. Also, not long after the opening of the film, a close-up of CCTV's big pants was openly taken from an extremely indecent angle... Such a disrespectful film, I said that the radio and television are in a hurry, you, you, you actually passed the trial like this, is there any Got it wrong?

And Jackie Chan, a plumber with Zhao Benshan's signature circle legs, is definitely the best plumber in history. With a small foreigner, we climbed Huashan Mountain for a while, Wudang Mountain for a while, ran the Great Wall for training, and went all the way to the Li River to practice the exercises. How much can you earn a month? Do you know how expensive the tickets for tourist attractions are now, and you can actually get free tickets? Did you know that the gate of Wudang Mountain is not open to tourists, so you can enter it casually? Do you know how crowded the trains are that you can find such empty green trains? Do you know how many tourists climb the Great Wall, but you can actually find a beacon tower where no tourists can be seen within a radius of one kilometer to practice the exercises? Besides, don't other people go to school? What should I do if my practice is small and I delay other people's study? After all, they are also the flowers and bones of the motherland (the United States).

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The Karate Kid quotes

  • Dre Parker: Mr Han's teaching me kung fu.

    Sherry Parker: The maintenance man?

    Dre Parker: It's China, mom. Everybody knows kung fu.

  • Mr. Han: Where is your jacket?

    Dre Parker: I was warm enough without it.

    Mr. Han: Go get it.

    Dre Parker: You want me to go all the way back just to get it?

    Mr. Han: Yes, all the way back where you hide it.