(17 years old text)
"Interstellar: City of a Thousand Planets" 6.5
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After taking the ticket, the elevator opened the door and touched the pocket before I remembered that the 3D glasses were at home. After calculating the time, I rode my bike calmly back and forth. I stepped on the punctuality and entered the arena, but there was still "Space Oddity", and I was looking for a place while wearing glasses. While listening to the song, it was estimated that it was only played for more than 30 seconds, so I didn't miss anything.
Although the original song was about hippies taking drugs and grass, but after "Daydreamer" was used, everyone literally understood "Space Oddity" as a positive song such as astronaut, dream, courage, etc., so this song At the beginning, it still gave me a little bit of expectation. I wanted to continue the story in the way of this soundtrack. Maybe it wouldn't be a pure popcorn movie with a bad plot and performances that can only be watched with special effects.
Luckily I woke up after a few minutes.
In fact, a lot of things can be seen in the trailer. For example, I estimated that the city of a thousand stars may be the top special effect film this year after watching the trailer. This is the only reason I bought a ticket to watch it. Another example is that I can be sure that this will be a bad film. Whether it is a bad character for Dane DeHaan to play a space soap opera-style sci-fi film is not a human being. Many intuitive pictures can see Luc Besson. As a director, the aesthetic taste has dropped drastically, and the actors' characters are not matched, or the vase or facial paralysis can still be rescued. Once the director is stupid, the film will basically spiral to the sky and explode.
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Zhang Yimou can make "Alive" or "Three Guns"; Chen Kaige can make "Farewell My Concubine" or "Wuji"; the Wachowski brothers can make "The Matrix" and become The sisters can also shoot "Jupiter Rising", the peaks and valleys are all experiences, which is really understandable. I have made a lot of movies in my life, and I still have to make some high-quality movies, or I only make art films, and I will stay on a tree branch all my life and refuse to come down and even talk about people’s words. The ancestral hall provides offerings, for fear that one day the horse will lose its forehead and its reputation will be ruined.
And the fame of the world, Luc Besson is long gone. In his early years, he said that he would only make ten movies in his life. At that time, he was really a genius who was arrogant and contempt for the market. The film review program at that time seriously speculated that the last few works of this world-class director would bring us What a surprise, and in a blink of an eye, this is already the seventeenth work. If the writer of that year looks at Luc Besson now, is he surprised?
Luc Besson later established Europa Films, and his family was huge. Since then, he has also stood on the side of the market. The talented director who has filmed "Blue Sea and Blue Sky", "This Killer Is Not Too Cold" and "The Fifth Element" began to work for his company. His film project started PPT, probably because he discovered his talent in the office three-piece set, so that his later movies became more and more like PPT.
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In "The Fifth Element" in 1997, Milla Jovovich killed seven in and seven out in the aria of "The Diva dance", and in "Interstellar" 20 years later, the role on the stage changed from performing coloratura. The soprano turned into a day in erotic lingerie. It is true that Rihanna's bubbles and that drag pole dance show may be the few little surprises in the whole movie, but in the blink of an eye in 20 years, Luc Besson has been reduced to this level, which is still sighing.
This film has too many settings and paragraphs copied from "The Fifth Element", but the inspiration of genius 20 years ago is now full of cold food. Luc Besson is still complacent and dare to throw it into such a film. 200 million US dollars, I hope this global box office death can give him a few slaps and calm down - provided that his Europa can still drive.
In the movie, the Pearl tribe said to the villain commander, "If you can't let go of the past, how can you see the future?" In fact, I have absolutely no feelings for the sermons in this film that can be inserted extremely bluntly anytime, anywhere, but this This sentence can indeed be given to the former great director, and today's third-rate screenwriter and second-rate director, Mr. Luc Besson.
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The villain in this film passed out not long after his debut. At the end, he woke up and didn't say a few words, but was knocked out by the male protagonist with a punch. After he woke up and said a word, he began to be pressed by the female protagonist. In Wing Chun on the ground, I have to do ten combos to serve. I have never seen such a miserable villain, really, so miserable. So since the villain was absent almost all the way, the hero and heroine really only made it by themselves.
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The first time I saw Dane DeHaan was in "Out of Control". His gloomy and evil image or the image of smoking too much marijuana perfectly fit the role of such a white nerd walking on the black road. Later, he Playing the role of Little Green Goblin is almost like this. At the time, I thought to myself, that wicked anger and the appearance of a little daughter-in-law who is angry, she is really a natural villain and homosexual. Later, he and Radcliffe filmed "Killing" Ru Love", in which we fascinated our Harry Potter, tsk, a prophecy.
You called a dead fat guy named Chris Pratt from the beach and listened to his fucking Walkman gag in a space sci-fi movie and it was a surprise to the whole world, you called Dane The whole world is embarrassed when DeHaan shouts from a gay pub or Goblin's skateboard and throws his voice down on the beach in a much younger space sci-fi soap opera and pretends to be a playboy.
The kind of love lines that come from a middle-aged and elderly narcissistic straight man with cancer, the kind of embarrassing chat that will be used by countless emotional public accounts in China as a counter example, the evil and charming sick and charming teenagers, ours Comrade Dai Hanhan actually wears the same pattern as a veteran cadre and recites word by word. Alas, it's really not easy to earn some hard-earned money.
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Humans have already achieved super-light-speed interstellar travel, and since the action movie was filmed, the small pistols, big machine guns, gunpowder bullets, and bullets were all the way, super angry, every time I saw human beings in sci-fi movies travel through time and space to destroy the world, while holding and hundreds of The machine gun biubiubiu, which was no different from a few years ago, I was super angry and roared.
Besides, there are thousands of alien races in the city of a thousand stars. As a result, you forced a voice-over to introduce the PPT-style setting that is completely irrelevant to the plot. I will not complain, but why are those thousands of aliens still alive from beginning to end? Are they all humanoid? Is it really that hard to open your mind? Or is it that human beings have become narcissistic to the point that they feel that a trunk, limbs and a head must be the most perfect biological template in the universe?
Speaking of narcissism, there must be some. The PPT introduction forcibly inserted when the male and female protagonists entered the city of a thousand stars said that now the XX star has absolute authority in the field of neurons, and the XXX star controls the financial system, but the villain commander opened his mouth and shut his mouth. It is the hegemony of human beings. I said brother, you are a political entity, and the cutting-edge technology and financial system have been controlled by others. Human beings in PPT are the level of eating, drinking and playing in the festive bars and streets. Where does the confidence come from? Where does hegemony come from?
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Since this is a movie that is still being shown in theaters, let's give some movie viewing suggestions at the end.
If you are a fan of Dai Hanhan or Card Pumping, it's okay to go and see, although the two have no sense of CP at all, and they talk awkwardly by reciting lines throughout.
If you are a fan of Wu Yifan, it's okay to go and see. Now there are a few oriental faces in foreigner films, no matter if they are Chinese, Japanese or Korean, they are actually quite common, and most of them are doing well. Acting is actually enough. Besides, as a Canadian, I am quite fluent in English.
If you are a fan of Luc Besson, it is best not to go, otherwise you will sit in a dimly lit theater and think of Luc Besson, an idealist who once dived into the sea to think about life, let the uncle discuss life with Loli, and is an idealist. I'm afraid of your tears.
Of course, if you are already mentally prepared and have the idea of giving Lao Lu some pension money, then it's okay to go and see, the special effects are really good anyway.
But having said that, as we often assume, Chen Kaige's true love fans should persuade him to stop filming after he finished filming "Farewell My Concubine", and Luc Besson's fans should beat him in the leg in time after he finished ten films. Just cut it off, right?
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