A pot of pseudo-documentary hodgepodge (full spoilers)

Saul 2021-12-25 08:01:44

I'm here to spoil you. . . . .
There are 6 stories in total. The whole story is connected with 5 stories
in the videotape. In fact, I don’t think there is any need to connect these stories together in such an awkward story. The paragraph style is quite good. On the contrary, this big story in series appears. Superfluous.
First of all, the big story: It is a big story. In fact, the plot is simple to die. It is a group of scumbags who ransack a family and find that the male lead is dead. These people are looking for a video tape, and they are interspersed in the process of searching. In the first 4 stories, after watching 4 videotapes, the scumbags discovered that the grandfather was a zombie, and then all were tortured and killed. . . . . Then proceed to the fifth story. . . . .

Story 1: Three scum men looking for fun in a nightclub, met 2 women, opened a room after drinking and playing, but 1 woman was drunk and unconscious, two men wanted 3P with another woman, this woman is weird, only likes another innocent man with glasses During the XOXO process, the man in glasses discovered that this woman was a monster. Two scumbags died in MOTEL. The man in glasses was finally taken away by this female vampire bat.

Story 2: A couple traveling by car, and MOTEL met a strange woman in the evening and said it would be the next day. After a ride, the woman disappeared. Someone went to bed in the middle of the night and stole money. On the second night, this person sneaked in again and killed the male lead. It turned out that the person who infiltrated was a strange woman, and she and the female lead were Lala.

Story 3: Four college students drove to the woods to play, met a mysterious killer, four were tortured and killed.

Story 4: A couple video chats, the woman said that the house is haunted, and there is always a foreign body in her arm. The man is a doctor. He always comforted the hostess, saying that he could not come in time when he was far away, and advised the hostess not to worry about foreign objects, and went through the haunting process with the hostess. In the end, the heroine was frightened by the ghost, and then the heroine ran in. It turned out that the heroine was not out of town. He had been next to the heroine. After that, the heroine took out the kidney of the heroine. (He wants to buy IPHONE5... ?) The male protagonist can see the ghost and communicate with the ghost, and then he deceives the next girl. . . .

Story 5: Several men went to the villa for a party on Halloween. They saw a mysterious ritual. The men rescued the tortured and sacrificed girls. They had no choice but to run into ghosts, and they were all crushed to death by trains. . . .


Well, I think the best story is the fourth one. Although I don’t quite understand it, I think in the fourth story, the hero should use the girls’ ignorance to deceive. Put the receiver or transmitter in it. In the girl's arms, a ghost was attracted, and then the ghost was used to take out the girls' organs. . . . . Are you going to give it to a ghost? It doesn't seem to be, is that to buy an iPhone? It doesn't seem to be the case, why is that? . . . . . . In other words, the ghost is like Sadako and the child in the grudge. . . . . .

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  • Cassandra 2022-04-20 09:02:01

    what's the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • Shanna 2022-04-22 07:01:40

    The third story is bullshit

V/H/S quotes

  • [first lines]

    Rox: Back up. Back up, back up. Turn around, turn around.

    Gary: Oh, yeah.

    [the men wearing masks drive by a couple walking, then the men get out of their vehicle to confront the couple]

    Brad: [the cameraman tells the other assailiant] Show her tits! Ha ha ha! Whoo!

    [the cameraman notices the boyfriend of the girl charge after them]

    Brad: Oh, shit! Run, run, run! Go, go go!

    Gary: [the camera cuts to the footage afterwards of the men destroying a building] It's cool, huh?

    Fifth Thug: Hell, yeah!

  • [Clint puts on the video glasses for the first time with his friends Shane and Patrick]

    Shane: Oh, perfect fit!

    Patrick: Gimme! Gimme one of these!

    Shane: It's perfect! N-I-I-I-C-E!

    Clint: What?

    Shane: That shit is so quad. You can't even fuckin' tell!

    Shane: [Shane and Patrick walk Clint to look at himself in the mirror] Oh, my god! Look at him, huh? Hey, dude, check it out, check it out. You like these glasses, right?

    Clint: Yeah.

    Shane: These are not just any glasses, my friend.

    Clint: They're dork glasses.

    Shane: These are video glasses, bitch! There's a camera in that shit!

    Patrick: There's a fuckin' mic in that shit!

    Shane: Yeah! Yeah! Dude, Look at 'em! You can't see it! It's awesome!

    Clint: Where can you get em'?

    Patrick: Internet, like...

    [Patrick continues to laugh all over]

    Shane: Oh, it's so good! I can't even...

    Clint: Am I just, like, a spy now?

    Shane: Yeah, superspy, man... super ass-and-titty spy. Yeah, tonight, I'm telling you.

    Clint: I get it. I know what you want to do.

    Patrick: [Patrick laughs and yells out] Yeah, you do! Oh, come on, turn it on! Man! Let's do this! Come on.