(There are no Easter eggs in the series of movies I watched recently, and I suddenly started to miss the big vegetable market with a tin fish pond on the side of the road.)
When 2 came out, I made up for 1 again, except for explosion, explosion, da da da, explosion, I don't remember anything other than Da Da Da, when I was 1, I was stupid and didn't know who Statham was.
Then I watched all of Statham's action movies in the year 2 came out, and it was the memories of Da Da Da, SHIT, Da Da Da, Boom Boom Boom, HOLLY SHIT, and so on.
Male gods are always tender except for being iron-clad.
When I was 2, it was impossible to worship Statham, except for his swordsmanship, that is, the scene where he pretended to be a priest is still unforgettable.
I thought that 3 would be more brilliant, but it turned out that there were only a few small children and a woman.
A film that lasted for so many years, a man and a man, suddenly appeared a woman. I don't know how to describe the idea that this pure feeling was suddenly broken.
It always felt like a group of silly little boys with high IQ suddenly met, these muscles could only urge him to say, hurry up, hurry up, you hurry up.
This kind of liar who finds people to form a team, the dance out of my life series has been going on all the time. Stallone is too old, and he feels that his group of people died and the wounds are too old. He decided to protect them, so he disbanded them. .
(I never knew who they were working for, they just killed people casually, working for anyone like a gang leader)
Then Stallone went to various places to find a group of little hairy children, and there was a chatter.
After all, the Expendables is still a comedy, because there is no nutritious plot, just Da Da Da, explosion explosion explosion, SHIT, Da Da Da, this kind of thing is not deep, so I set up such a chat, If you are bored like a stick, I will tick you.
My uncle for Christmas, I thought I would give him more opportunities to show himself, but this time he didn't even show his muscles. My uncle Statham is not old and you are too cruel.
All action movies will succeed in 99%, the last second, everything is the same, so the plane will definitely fly away in the last second of the explosion, Stallone will definitely be alive, for this happy ending It's not as exciting as it used to be.
A country's troops even dispatched tanks, not to mention death, not even one of the ten people was injured. It is no wonder that the big boss himself expressed dissatisfaction with the director and shot the assistant director twice.
I have already caught the big boss. I have to listen to him irritating me, and then I don’t want to kill. The most ridiculous thing is that the big boss has already told you that he will definitely escape. It would be understandable if there was no big win in the end.
There is a truth that if you admired, liked, and excited at the beginning, but you don’t feel anything now, it means that you have grown up. It turns out that you can really cheer or mourn for them when you watch tough guys fight, but Now, I watched it while fighting zombies, and I listened to a song in the middle...
Stallone is no longer old, and his whole face is wrinkled. The scars of this time make me feel that we are all old too. .
Uncle Jet Li appeared on the scene for only ten minutes, and his lines did not exceed three sentences.
In any case, the Expendables, the star that swept the world, has fallen.
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