A few things I found after reading "Heroes":
1. Zhang Manyu is old and her skin is not as good as Zhang Ziyi's;
2. 2. Tony Leung's costumes are wretched, and Jet Li and Chen Daoming are stupid at grandma's house
; Zhang Yimou's heart is so young! 3. People in their fifties, making this kind of Japanese manga-style film is the favorite of young people in their twelfth and twenties
; When something is added by the Japanese, it will change its taste, and even the costumes cannot be designed by them;
Conclusion: This is an absurd movie, from the script to the scene to the director, sorry for the actors. This is an old-fashioned movie. Fortunately, the director has the face to say that many aspects of this movie are completely new: I really don’t know which scene or production concept did not appear in the movies of Tsui Hark, Wong Kar Wai, Ang Lee, Akira Kurosawa, etc. pass!
However, my most classic discovery is that the Warring States period obviously did not popularize compulsory education, so Wuming was incited by Canjian, before the sophistry of King Qin's "world", he became confused, and he taught "Wuming" and gave up assassinating Qin. The King of Qin, on the other hand, had received formal training in rhetoric and psychology, and was well versed in the strategy of "attacking the heart first". Revenge is for "private", of course, it can't match the big hat of "the world" as "public".
In view of the fact that the two opposing sides do not have the same educational foundation, it is too unfair in this film based on the battle of ideas. In order to uphold the principle of fairness and democracy, the script is specially revised as follows:
Feixue coldly: "What did you say to Wuming? Can
Jian's face is pitiful: "The world."
Fei Xue was furious: "Fuck! King Qin has fought for years, only to poison the people of the world for his own selfish desires-you have the world in your heart, don't you know that the world is the world of the people of the world, What are you doing with King Qin?!" Can
Jian was stunned: "This is the highest level of kendo I learned from calligraphy!"
Feixue rushed up and slapped a dozen times in the face: "You bastard! Lard is blinded! Wuming never went to school, and you haven't read a book?! Calligraphy and kendo are dead things. Is there a fart relationship with calligraphy and kendo? How can the principles of calligraphy and kendo be used in the way of man? Are people dead?!" (Note: Chinese men must never draw swords, they all dream of tragic love, you As soon as the sword is drawn, they commit suicide, and they are expecting you to commit suicide because of guilt, so they can only slap in the face)
Cann Jian wipes his nosebleed: "But the highest level of kendo is peace..."
Feixue kicked him to the ground: " I beat you to death, you are a fool and don't grow up! How can a man grow a pig's brain like a dog?! King Qin is the culprit of the injustice in the world. He fought for the unification of the world for peace, and we assassinated him for the people of the world. Isn't it for peace?
Can Jian grimaced: "The director loves to read Japanese manga, he copied it from "Legend of the Galactic Heroes", there is a heartthrob Yang Weili who sacrificed himself for "democracy"... I and Wuming "the world " "Sacrificing yourself, maybe you can become a crowd..."
Feixue punched and kicked, gnashing her teeth: "Bah! Are you fucking Chinese? The Japanese know what democracy is? They go crazy and you follow? That and Tanaka, the director of Snake and Rat's Nest, worships totalitarian fascism..." The
heartbroken Feixue finally found that there was no future for him to mix with a guy like Canjian who didn't understand rhetoric and Confucianism. It just so happened that Changkong also hated Wuming's useless death, so the two first tied the director to the sky: "We will kill each other for a bit of stinky money from King Qin. It's really like the Chinese version of "Yinying" is being staged here. I'll give you a fire first!"
Then the two of them joined forces to form an anti-Qin fascist alliance.
On this day, when he invaded the Qin Palace, the Qin King had a tragic expression on his face: "I don't want to die, the world will not be peaceful! The world will not be peaceful if it doesn't fit into my pocket!
" -It 's more sensational than the new romance school!"
Feixue sneered: "Don't do this! You can only fool this idiot named Wuming! He has to learn rhetoric and know how to say "I will kill you for the world. Why not"? You've died a long time ago! What are you, and the world must be at peace with you? I'll show you how the world is at peace!"
After the six kingdoms destroyed Qin, they signed a covenant and chose Feixue as the leader to vigorously develop the economy and popularize education. The King of Qin was not dead. He was locked in a cage outside the Qin Palace (now changed to the Anti-Qin Fascist War Museum), watching the Six Kingdoms sing and dance, and couldn't sleep. The director comforted him and said: "Just wait and see, Yang Weili was afraid that he would destroy democracy by raising troops, so he surrendered to Reinhardt. Feixue, the woman, did the opposite, starting with the army, and sooner or later, the warlords will fight... ..."
This director is not illiterate, he is very knowledgeable in theory.
He didn't know that Feixue went into exile in the Western Regions in his early years, and he met the politician Pericles in ancient Greece and Athens. So after serving as the head of the co-ordinator, he established the House of Representatives, formulated a series of democratic decrees, and imitated the allusions of Iliad, and agreed with the six countries: "If there is an army that invades other countries, the world will attack them together!" So
far, no one dared to cause trouble, The world is finally at peace.
After being the speaker for a few years, Feixue stepped down when it was due, and he indulged in the mountains and rivers with Zhangkong, so he was happy.
Before leaving Xianyang, Feixue came to the cage for the last time and found that there was a wretched Jianghu guest, it was Canjian. He was very surprised when he saw Feixue: "Feixue, come and help me save the director and the king, how would the world be peaceful without him?"
Feixue was surprised, but the girl came as she wished: "Miss, they are all suffering from paranoia. I only completed my master's degree in psychology because of my master..."
Feixue sighed, thinking thoughtfully: "It turns out that when someone holds a big madman, he thinks he is a great man. If no one holds him, he just goes crazy. It 's over." The
play ends.
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