Alien Attack on Earth Guide

Jamir 2022-04-19 09:01:37

After "Battle of Los Angeles",

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earth The aliens come up with a strategy, so as not to reproduce the tragedy in the movie in reality.

Raiders foreword: To conquer the earth, you don't need to use force. The human beings on this planet are extremely selfish and greedy, and there is basically no morality. Not only will it surrender without a fight, but it will also help you to kill your own kind.

Humans were originally animals that would do anything to survive, but now they have evolved into Homo sapiens who will do whatever it takes to live better. This "live better" is a fairly broad generalization. One part of mankind has long hoped that the other part of mankind will die out. No one has explicitly said this, but human behavior firmly implements this dark concept.

There are two advantages to not using force. You aliens should come to the earth for public travel, and then write a blank check to some people, and then just watch a good show. The earthlings are quite experienced in cannibalism, and it is more important The thing is, our marksmanship is much more accurate than yours, and the reasons and excuses are readily available, and we can tamper with history at will, and beautify your attack into a great progress of mankind.

Just smoke, drink, hug Kardashian, go to Staples to see Kobe vs. Griffin, don't get excited, get excited and hurt your body.

Preface to the Raiders:

Know yourself and the enemy, and you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles.

Before the aliens came to the earth, it was obvious that they did not go through rigorous research, nor did they formulate a reasonable attack method. Like a fierce general, they drove a tyrannical body into a crowd of people. This is quite mentally handicapped. It is very abrupt that the aircrafts of the vast space are linked together.

According to the current ternary theory of the universe, matter, energy and information are equally important. Aliens must visit the earth for matter and energy. They cannot cross the galaxy just for Fan Bingbing and Bingshan Beauty, who have big breasts and fat hips. Xiao Song Jia and his ilk. There is only one "information" left here. If I were to direct this war, various satellites in space would be the first target of attack. Destroying Earth's information systems is like destroying an alien spaceship in Los Angeles as a Marine Corps destroyer, isn't that difficult?

Echelon attack, set up bases and front lines. If the earth is the front line, the headquarters must not be placed on the front line. Egg fried rice is a lesson from the past. No matter how hidden it is, it may be attacked by artillery fire. The protagonist's halo is quite unreliable in reality.

Scientists on Earth have mentioned the mysterious back of the moon countless times, and alien technology, it should not be difficult to set up the command system on the moon.

If the moon is not good, then the sea floor or the north and south poles, if the aliens are landlubbers or kidney yang deficiency, then there is no way.

When it comes to the poles, we have to talk about meteorological or disaster attacks. Before aliens attack the earth on a large scale, they can properly study the earth, cause natural disasters first, and then clean up the mess. Isn’t it a very easy thing to do? .

The new generation of war is information first. The loss of the aliens in the Los Angeles battle obviously caused the problem of unfavorable information. What a mentally retarded behavior to attack the city, I am going to send you a "Pearl Harbor Incident Book" with this article, you guys You have to know that you have to kick them in the lower body when you encounter a satyr. It’s useless to beat your chest with a small pink fist and scratch their backs with a crystal nail. The weapons are still there, the weapons are there, the dream is there, the big deal is to start all over again, Uncle Liu Huan sings After this song, you have to taste it carefully, after all, you are not xman with pubic teeth!

It’s important to know the enemy, but it’s even more important to know yourself. You aliens have long arms and legs, and you have an amazing jumping ability. You don’t have to rely on long-range weapons. What are the melee aliens called? Frieza, right? Without lightsabers or claws, you're pretty good at touching a brick.

After talking about weapons, let's talk about armor. Since you are so powerful, why not use heavier, stronger, and thicker armor? Wear a shoulder pad, wear a vest, and be a fool. You think you are Mesterbonwe and don't follow the usual path, but in fact you are looking for a beating.

After talking about the hardware, let’s talk about the soldiers. The deployment of troops is a very important thing. Watching a few marines approach the information center with ease, my heart is cold. With this level of defense, Uncle Stephen Seagal is alone with a kitchen knife. You can also touch it!

Are you really aliens? Could it be the trick of the Libyan rebels?

The text of the Raiders:

Simplify the complexity with one

trick . Send an aircraft to land on the earth, disassemble the propeller, take out a fuel rod, smash it with one foot, and let the nuclear radiation fix the earth. You go to Mars to bask in the sun.

Say hello to my brother before we leave. My brother will send you a wagon of Tsingtao beer, and you will bring it to Mars to quench your thirst, and secondly, you can shoot a bottle to practice marksmanship after drinking.


Finally, I attach my film review: the

film is OK, the rhythm is good, some of the close-up shots are disgusting, the background music is too bad, the sacrifice settings are nothing new, other than that, it's pretty good. Because Sister Mu Na didn't kiss Brother Ellen in the end, I can add a little point. If the two have feelings for each other, I really want to kick Jonathan Liebesman!

Finally, is there still "What Great Cause" in China that hasn't been filmed yet? Come on Jonathan Liebesman!

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Battle Los Angeles quotes

  • SSgt. Michael Nantz: It's OK to cry.

  • Cpl. Kevin Harris: You saw that?

    TSgt. Elena Santos: [laughs] They're going down like bowling pins!