It's embarrassing

Dianna 2022-04-23 07:01:38

2017, action fantasy adventure movie "The New Mummy | The Mummy "

Piss off the Tom Cruise movie. . It's not just that there is no male number two. . The heroine is no longer needed. . . Mainly because the old soup is not young anymore. . It looks a bit wrong.

It's totally up to you to play tricks. . Everyone else is a burden, women and so on are completely useless, only gays are forever, we live in unrestrained and unrestrained companionship in the world, and the desert riding adventure is really happy. . .

All I can say is that this movie is too complicated. . It's a bit different from the mummy in my impression. . even though. . The curses, beetles, traps, and tombs I want are all there. . Why doesn't it taste right? What's with the feeling of having a messed up Constantine?

In terms of special effects, it's okay~ After all, it costs money. . It's just that the plot is a bit generic. . The elements are really too complex. .

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ I can’t make it up, please tell me this is not a zombie movie..

----I am the dividing line of the mummy----

Recommendation index: ★★☆ (5/10 points), watch the special effects, watch the excitement, and watch the old soup tricks. . . Nothing to recommend. .

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  • Dandre 2022-04-24 07:01:04

    It's messy and grandiose, and you don't know what style you want at all.

  • Nicolas 2022-04-24 07:01:04

    It's been a long time since I've seen such an ugly action scene and such a funny joke. I feel like I owe the screenwriter's salary. Jump scare is particularly embarrassing, and Ah Tang is also particularly embarrassed when acting Lengtouqing. Far from Dracula Untold. A blockbuster can also bring its own lifeless atmosphere, and the audience is full? It is comparable to the Fantastic Four.

The Mummy quotes

  • Title Card: Death is but the doorway to new life. We live today, we shall live again. In many forms shall we return. -Egyptian Prayer of Resurrection

  • [first lines]

    Cross Rail Worker: [having just broken through with their drill] What the hell is this?

    Construction Worker: I don't know.

    Cross Rail Worker: [stepping inside] Whoa! Bloody hell!

    Reporter: The Crossrail is the biggest construction project in Europe, carving 26 miles of new commuter train tunnels beneath the surface of London. But today, an ancient tomb filled with the coffins of Crusader knights...

    Archaeologist: People don't realize that London is a giant graveland. A modern city built on centuries of death.

    Reporter: Because of the proximity to the Thames, half the space is flooded. Is that right?