Why do I think this film is so basic. . . .

Mitchell 2022-04-24 06:01:01

Slightly low IQ loyal dog attack and old injury Tsundere Queen met in the Canadian Ice Hockey Club. . . .
The loyal dog attack is responsible for the blow, and the queen is responsible for technical goals. . . .
Then the queen was almost hit to death and turned into a mess of shit. . . .
Later, he was motivated by the stupid and persistent attack by the loyal dog. . . .
Entering the penultimate game of the playoffs, due to the negligence of the loyal dog, the
queen was once again hit by a strong early arrival . It is estimated that the self-protection mechanism caused him to fall into a coma
. . . .
Later, the loyal dog said to the queen by the wall: "I am an idiot. From now on, no matter what happens, even if you beat me and spit in my mouth after I fall asleep, it doesn’t matter. I will always stand behind you to protect you. I think we two bones have a kind of light, like ET, which shares the light is amazing, the team needs you and I share it with light to lead, I need your light ray, the only way to lead us to victory. "
the Queen Moved because of this nobility! ! In the last season, the queen responded directly: This goal was scored for you!
The loyal dog was even more moved, so he got rid of the bad guys who had caused the queen to almost die!
Since then, the faithful dog and the queen have lived a happy life on the ice rink. . . .
Happy End~

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  • Roger 2022-04-24 07:01:16

    Doug is really cute, very, very cute~ The way of making friends is also very good~ What's the matter, it turns out that ice hockey is played like this. .

  • Golda 2022-04-24 06:01:01

    thats why ice-hockey is the king of sports, (not including WWE of course). Imagine what Academy Awards would look like this year if Brad Pitts pick this over Moneyball

Goon quotes

  • Marco: Am I the only one here, you Slavic fucking borscht-blooded, cabbage-headed motherfuckers? Why don't you stop the puck in your vagina, you Russian lesbians?

  • Marco: Okay, Siegfried, let's go, Roy. Eye of the fucking tiger.