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1. Poseidon, the god of the sea, made a high-profile appearance from the sea in the image of a giant. After successfully frightening an old man who was fishing in the middle of the night, he was satisfied with the height of a normal person.

2. Poseidon, the god of the sea, and Zeus, the god of the sea, negotiated on the rooftop, reminding me of Andy Lau and Tony Leung.

3. Everyone Ma is the teacher of the training camp, but instead of taking Percy Jackson directly to the training camp, he asked him to go home and ask his mother to take him there.
In fact, her mother is a mortal and can't get into the training camp at all. So that man was just looking for trouble. If there weren't so many things, Mom wouldn't be caught in hell as a hostage.

4. Percy Jackson's relationship with his mother was not as good as he said. When his mother died, he didn't even bother to act with a trace of sadness on his face.

5. While training camp may sound like a great place to be a hero, Percy Jackson arrived at training camp with no training at all.
The teachers didn't even bother to carry out the warm-up exercise in the gym, so they arranged a fight based on the red and blue sides, and this was all the training Posey received in the training camp.

6. Although this fight took place between demigods, the fighting scenes of the children of the gods are no different from the Taiwanese movie Mengka. They all used cold weapons to cut each other without any magic.

7. When Percy Jackson was beaten to death, he washed his hands in water, the wound healed automatically, and he entered invincible mode. Since it's so easy to be invincible, why don't you just wash your hands at home, why do you still come to training camp?

8. Annabeth claims to be Athena's daughter, so she has a high IQ. But the follow-up plot only proves that she can't get rid of the fate of the vase, and she is still big-brained.

9. Annabeth was invincible in the training camp, but she was mediocre when she went outside, and she was invincible when she returned to the training camp, which proved that the people in the training camp were indeed too weak, so it was possible to doubt the teaching ability of the centaurs. question. In fact, he really didn't teach anything. This is a swindler's organization, which specially tricks those demigods (that is, the second generation of rich and the second generation of officials) to squander their youth.

10. Percy Jackson decides to go to hell to save his mother, but when he comes back from hell, he must have blue beads, and there are only three in the United States. But they went to three people, and finally added four mothers, how did they come back? So math is really important.

11. The entrance to hell turned out to be in Hollywood. There is only one boat ferrying the Styx to hell. So many people die every second on the earth, and a small boat alone is not enough.

12. When Hades first appeared, he would breathe fire and be very arrogant. But after being electrocuted with lightning by his mistress at home, it didn't work. A mistress with no magic can be so invincible with lightning fire, so why don't the real fire thieves directly take lightning fire to destroy all the gods? But seeing that he was still addicted to computer games in the training camp, alas, it was really hard to do anything.

13. In the villa where Hades and his mistress lived, except for a few dogs, there were no soldiers. China's hell scene is much bigger, Greece really has a debt problem, and even hell institutions are so shabby.

14. When I came back from hell, I encountered the problem of three plus one. Percy Jackson pretended to stay, and the sheep man said I should stay, and Percy Jackson agreed without thinking. Poor Sheep Man ~

15. After the fire thieves were finally put out, Percy Jackson and Annabeth came to Mount Olympus. There is a question here, all the gods are giants, so the height of the steps is naturally very human-climbable. I am curious how these two people climbed the high steps to enter the main hall.

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Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief quotes

  • Percy Jackson: Oh, I wish I could spend all day underwater instead of this place.

    Grover: Right. It's like High School without the musical.

  • Medusa: [When she meets Annabeth & the Hysterical Woman] Well, *this* is a fabulous surprise.