First of all, the translation of the movie name seems to be high-quality! I can't help but automatically fill in a standard Hollywood blockbuster mode, such as the Big Interstellar Movement / The Big Bang of the Universe! I didn't expect to know if I didn't read it, but I was shocked when I saw it: Jupiter, Jupiter, is the name of the heroine! Ascending is because a winged bird man wearing skateboard shoes saved the heroine and took her to a certain planet in the universe (don't ask me which one! Forget!)
It all originated from the heroine, a poor man who went to the hospital to sell it When the egg was contacted by the fourth type! It's a coincidence (unfortunately I can't be the heroine)! Because of the reincarnation of the mother of the heroine and the alien Haier brothers! Therefore, a cosmic-level mango platform that integrates martial arts action, science fiction, mythology, ethics, morality and love has been released! duang!! One of the aliens wants to marry his mother and reincarnate and kill the heroine to inherit the inheritance! The other is simpler, moaning in his breath how much he loves his mother, while trying to kill her! Is this the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality! ? Desire is exhausted or thirst is helpless! ?
Of course, the winged birdman wearing skateboard shoes can't stand it anymore! Otherwise, there will be no drama! In this way, he rubbed and rubbed the steps of the devil to save the heroine several times! The heroine has repeatedly hinted that he is dating! He refused as if his kidneys were too weak! Who doesn't know that you want to go to the men's hospital to check your unspeakable secrets first! ? Finally kissed in the cannon fire duangduang! It is estimated that such a hot scene stimulated his testosterone! I'm so heartbroken for the audience! If there is no kiss scene, the ticket must be refunded!
Of course, if the villain is eliminated, you have to give the audience an explanation! Birdman is different from King Kong jerking off on the roof for the woman he loves! Birdman is flying on the roof for the woman he loves!!!
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