Still using this shitty trick to cheat the box office

Ned 2022-04-24 07:01:04

At the beginning, there was a story of Cinderella, but the stepmother became a real mother. There was no hateful sister, but there was a cousin who forced the heroine to buy eggs. Killed, was rescued by a hunter who was sent to find him. Speaking of which, there is a story about Snow White, or a story with the hunter. If I can still bear it, then when I like dogs and want to seduce the remodeling gene hunter to kiss, I really want to blow up, I just want to ask Her Majesty what happened to you and you fall in love with others! ! ! Suddenly being chased by some ghost aliens, being thrown around in the sky, flying to Jupiter, and being stripped and changed twice, after going through the space version of the simplified administrative procedures and approval policy, you actually say that you are love dogs! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Although you are not a mortal by nature, but you have lived on earth for at least 20 years, no matter how strong you are after going through this series of things, you should slow down. ! ! !
Of course, it's not over yet, and the plot of more dog blood, duck blood, duck blood, and eight blood is still going on. Now, what are you going to do with the three Jupiter siblings? In the movie theater, I really want to shout at you guys, can you give me a hearty and hearty property war! ! ! ! Madam, what are you doing? ! Well, a sci-fi blockbuster has been turned into a skin care advertisement for L'Oreal Paris' small white bottle! ! ! ! ! What are you doing, little brother! ! ! Even if the heroine isn't your own mother, it's your mother's reincarnation. If you look at a girl who looks like your own mother, you still want to marry her and incest! ! ! ! In the end, little freckles~~~~Why are you playing here~~~~~~Since everyone is in front of you, just kill them all, how can there be so much nonsense, a typical grandmother never kissed her uncle since she was a child Loving mothers despise your lonely child! ! ! ! ! I won't talk about the finale, such a brain-burning plot will really blow up the audience if they are not together in the end! ! ! ! ! !
Finally, to sum up, after watching this movie, I immediately realized the shoddy production of the Hollywood industry. In this era of sci-fi special effects, Hollywood still uses this eight-part script to fool the audience. Don't tell me anything about 3D, pictures and other nonsense. Every frame is a commercial flavor. Are Hollywood companies doing special effects still expensive? If you want to see 3D, then take a look at Avatar, please!

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Jupiter Ascending quotes

  • [from trailer]

    Balem Abrasax: Bring her to me... *Now*!

  • Balem Abrasax: Slow.

    [play back of the scene in the operating room where Caine meets Jupiter slows as Balem moves around in it]

    Balem Abrasax: There... you... are...

    [he stoops down to look at Jupiter as she is floating in the operating room]

    Balem Abrasax: You know there are moments when I actually miss you. Because no one understands this universe like you did. No one understands me...

    [his voice breaks]

    Balem Abrasax: ...like you did.