First of all, don't complain about the Chinese translation of the movie's name, the name itself has nothing to do with Jupiter, isn't it just the name of the heroine Jupiter, who knows that the heroine's father who died inexplicably gave Mao this name . . .
Besides, her dead father is too protracted. I thought that the robbery of the old father's love to look up at the stars will be echoed in the back, who knows that the stone sinks into the sea, since it is not necessary for the theme, why it takes so long to play, but also If you invite one more actor, isn't the heroine miserable. . . Just like how happy the heroine is at the end, with a smoky makeup crow wings, in addition to cool skateboard shoes, kill Matt who has no self-esteem.
Then very suddenly, a guy who looked like Avatar was beaten in one eye appeared in front of me, I was startled, I always thought it was a sci-fi movie, I don’t watch movies, don’t lie to me, this thing is put in Avatar It's not science fiction. When I saw that the female Killer Matt, who was invited from the streets of China behind him, was also equipped with a motorcycle, I realized more slowly than the heroine, what kind of fantasy world I entered. . . . Ah, ah, director, you are wrong! Obviously China's copyright, you still dare to mother, do you know that he lost 5 million!
At that time, my friend told me that it is said that the male protagonist is very handsome... I thought to myself, I don't want to be handsome, just be normal, because the female protagonist is so ugly and can't stand this configuration. but! really! The two are a perfect match! ! ! !
Man, my skateboard shoes rowed and rowed, inexplicably betrayed the promiscuous man, saved the heroine, and then saved and saved in various ways: On the spaceship—the spaceship is split, I am here! I fished it out with one hand (I don't know where I'm holding it...) I used the essence liquid (I think the makeup remover is more real) to the queen who became younger: I'm here, take it away. The man with the Chinese character face who can say let's get married to the identical clone of his own mother: Hululu! I'm here to get married! Don't get involved, he's lying to you!
Mistress, what do I say about you, the law of the universe is clearly memorized so well, how can you not understand the law of marriage!
So far, I've been completely disappointed with the two lords' territories, from decoration to armour to servants. So, the eldest son, I'm optimistic about you.
However, the movie finally exceeded my expectations... From the outside, it looks like a gothic eldest son's castle... Your nest looks like an old thermal power plant in Shaanxi, and it has a series of explosions. The garbage disposal station has its own dirty wind. You did a good job, man, you can't stand such a messy and substandard factory for a long time. But, man, you are so powerful that you even picked the three major territories, killed all the little monsters who harvested billions of people on the planet, and said that your genes were defective. You are too humble, the guy who was bitten to death by you It's no wonder that the plot never mentioned it again.
Finally, say something positive. Special thanks to the friends who invited us to film. In this fantasy world full of stars and brains, our adventures are very pleasant, and we are glad that each other's IQ is still there.
Damn, you have to dare to take a picture of this kind of bear with the three-body, and teach your daughter to be careful on the way from school!
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