There are so many places to complain! ! !

Cordie 2022-04-22 07:01:06

first! Confess the only photogenic actor Balem in the whole film! After watching the cast, I realized that it was Eddie!

Second! I had an embarrassing two hours! A brown-skinned girl! Why mess with a bunch of white to reflective whites! And these white people will say against their will: "Oh you are more beautiful than my mother! Oh you are my Queen!" (Rolling eyes.)
Excuse me? ! Steampunk? I only saw the stupid steam mask man! Turn a beautiful girl into a shaved Aegis of bald Barbie! Aegis? Speaking of this Aegis is really not SHELD! The people in there are too good looking!
The male protagonist smelled the female protagonist's mother's genes through his natural ability - sniffing, and then he smelled the female protagonist, and he has been loyal like a dog ever since - oh, this is also quite suitable, after all, people are a combination of human and wolf. And curious about the whole film - who did he bite? ? ?
Let's talk about the lady. The little girl who cleaned the toilet somehow became the heir of a trace of the gene left by the dead mother of the most powerful royal family in the universe, so the ugly duckling transformed! Cinderella on top! what the...
(drinking a sip of water to calm down)
Then the little sister started the journey of the Virgin Mary Sue - a guest at the home of the three strongest royal family members in the universe! Go to the second sister's house first! Put on that dirty pink, dirty purple wrinkled long dress that is like the favorite of Ma Ma who has been pressed for ten years at the bottom of the box! See how the second sister took a bath and successfully washed herself into a little girl! Wow! Then the male protagonist who hung up saved her! end!
Next, go to the third brother's house who likes to engage in group p! Put on a dark-inspired maxi dress that can hold you breathless! Eat, eat, chat, get married with the second brother! Here I have to say that the dress and makeup of the heroine's wedding are pretty good-looking, especially the lip color. I want to buy the same style = 3= and then the hero who opened it rescued her! end!
Finally, of course, to the house of our most charming big brother! Big brother is crazy! Big brother calm down! The big brother used his family to threaten the little sister! (Look, it can be used for any kind of shit) The big brother yells and beats the little sister! While talking about I LOVE MY MOM, I want to kill the genetic heir of my MOM! holy high! Then the male protagonist who hung up saved her! end!
The male lead is in good shape! It wasn't until the end that I found out that it was Channing Tatu! Excuse me? ! Is it really the stripper who danced with the cheap bear? The most beautiful body in Hollywood? Those two wolf ears are too shabby! Do you think you are dancing EXO's wolves and beauties! The love between the two also comes and goes like the wind! Say love! "Come and bite me!" Such a shameful line can also be said by the little brown girl! Are you sure that the script was not written by a contemporary Chinese online novelist?
(Drinking saliva again)
Summary: It really hurts the special effects team to shoot the romance film like this!

Extra: I like Eddie's line skills and acting tension! Hope to get a good script next time! As for the heroine Mila Kunis, is it better to have a good fight with Kasuan! Don't harm the people again! She does better in Black Swan than here! A good script is important! Channing too! holy grail!
Fanwai's Fanwai: Pei Douna looks like Wang Luodan's provocation! But you can speak English well! One of the most pleasing characters besides Balem!

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Extended Reading
  • Mittie 2022-03-24 09:01:32

    Knowing that the Queen loves dogs without undercover

  • Alba 2021-12-31 08:01:20

    The tickets for Ice and Fire I bought were inexplicably replaced with this bad movie... In order to make up for the long and boring fight, the thousand-year-old alien who fights the five scum, the big-eyed nanny, the ugly hostess, the muscular man with eyeliner skates, the so-called irony , The plot is weak and procrastinated, so many pointless shots, can it be worse?

Jupiter Ascending quotes

  • Jupiter Jones: Where's my family?

    Chicanery Night: Well, we can all only hope that they remain unharmed.

    [chuckles with an evil grin; Jupiter throws her weight into a punch to his face]

    Chicanery Night: I see you have the standard issue Abrasax temper.

  • [last lines]

    Caine Wise: You ready?

    Jupiter Jones: Watch this.

    [jumps off the Willis Tower wearing hover boots]