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Transgender masters aren't easy either
Otto 2022-04-20 09:01:30
After watching Jupiter, I understood in seconds, really, I remember that Yuntu’s box office was a big loss, right? So trans people have to make money for investors before they can play art. Just like Laomouzi had to shoot three shots, thirteen hairpins, and only got the chance to come back after being filmed by the boss who took off his panties, hung him, beat him without saying a word, and was abused. In all fairness, there is still a large number of tasteful audiences in the Chinese film market, and the juvenile faction, the return of the box office is a proof. Therefore, I think the abacus of the two brothers and sisters will not work in China at least. I hope that the fans in the United States can make more efforts and contribute more to the box office, so that we can continue to appreciate the consistent standards of the brothers and sisters in the next movie.
Extended Reading
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Balem Abrasax: [sitting on his throne with his back to Jupiter] You should have stayed dead.
Jupiter Jones: [angrily] I am not your mother.
Balem Abrasax: [scoffing] No, my mother never cleaned a toilet in her life.
Jupiter Jones: Maybe that was her problem.
Balem Abrasax: My mother... My mother taught me what was necessary to rule in this universe.
Jupiter Jones: By killing people?
Balem Abrasax: [throws up his hands] *I create life*! And I destroy it. Life in an act of consumption, Jupiter. To live is to consume. Now, the human beings on your planet are merely a resource waiting to be converted into capital. And this entire enterprise is just a small part in a vast and beautiful machine defined by evolution, designed to a single purpose... To create profit.
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[first lines]
Jupiter Jones: Technically speaking, I'm an alien. And from the perspective of Immigration, an illegal one. My parents met at the University in Saint Petersburg, where he taught Astrophysics and she taught Applied Mathematics. My mother fell in love with him when she found him almost frozen to death on the bank of the Neva, staring at the stars.