Brain Despaired Teen Love Show Meat Slices

Raleigh 2022-04-19 09:01:38

#ying# "Jupiter Ascending" "Jupiter Ascending" 3/10

I thought that the brain-dead teen romance film has reached a new historical height after the facial paralysis vampire "Twilight", but I didn't expect this record to be easily refreshed a few years later. Such an unimaginative sci-fi romance would be impossible to watch if it wasn't for the fact that you were too busy eating airplane meals to change the channel.

Channing, as always, doesn't know how to spell the word "acting". The character itself is already very thin, but he is still only a dancer showing off his chest muscles, his facial expressions are rigid, and his skating body movements are awkward. Mila, the heroine, has no achievements, and brushing the toilet is her only meaning of existence. If I really want to pick a bright spot, I can only take out Eddie to show the body. The control of the voice and tone is very good, but in the final duel to kill the mother, there is a lack of a mixture of love and hate - the evil that makes people sympathetic is the most worrying. , and loathsome evil is cheap.

Director Wachowski's two brothers and sisters (originally two brothers) were exhausted after "Matrix" and contracted the Hollywood special effects disease. The cart before the horse was put before the horse. I really miss the layer after layer of reality in the Matrix and the endless struggle between people and computers, that's human nature!

I really don't think this should belong to the category of sci-fi films. It is obviously a love-show film of brain-dead teenagers. It is obvious that the extreme commercialization of entertainment is degenerate by spending so much money to make such a film.

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Jupiter Ascending quotes

  • [from trailer]

    Balem Abrasax: Bring her to me... *Now*!

  • Balem Abrasax: Slow.

    [play back of the scene in the operating room where Caine meets Jupiter slows as Balem moves around in it]

    Balem Abrasax: There... you... are...

    [he stoops down to look at Jupiter as she is floating in the operating room]

    Balem Abrasax: You know there are moments when I actually miss you. Because no one understands this universe like you did. No one understands me...

    [his voice breaks]

    Balem Abrasax: ...like you did.