Theron was humped by a pig.

Ollie 2022-04-23 07:01:38

Not that French girl,
Theron must have been slapped by a pig,
I'll ask,
believe it or not!

If you want proof,
listen to me tell a story first.

Almighty God wants to make a movie,
find the best director,
the best actors,
the best special effects, and
perform the best story,
but the box office is not good,
Almighty God is weird,
ask the audience,
why don't you guys like this movie?

The audience said that
watching this movie only made me feel like I really wasn't God.

The story is over,
do you still want evidence from me?

The inflatable heroine meets the work of the inflatable director.
It really doesn't matter how much money is a good movie,
what is needed is a fresh life experience.

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Atomic Blonde quotes

  • Lorraine Broughton: I've read your file. I've also read your dog file. So let's cut the crap, shall we? This whole hungover, show-up-late, don't-know-which-way-is-up act, I'm not buying it. I trust you about as far as I can throw you.

    David Percival: "It's a double pleasure to deceive the deceiver."

    Lorraine Broughton: Niccolo Machiavelli. It was on your shelf.

    David Percival: Oh my God, I think I fucking love you!

    Lorraine Broughton: That's too bad.

  • Lorraine Broughton: You've got some balls breaking in here.

    David Percival: You should see my balls. Then you'd be really impressed!