dumped by the male protagonist Tom, she immediately exploded: "F**ku, is your brain filled with feces? I went to find your ex daylily? Then what? Face her Saggy breasts and loose vagina sex? Spend menopause together? By the way, do a back check. Don’t get hurt during sex. Finally, two people go to the beach on vacation and have sex on the beach? Be careful of your wrinkles and quilts. Is it full of sand? "
In the film, Tom's mother described his little girlfriend as Air Brain--a girl whose head is filled with air. Young, beautiful, strong body, full of energy, half of having sex, he went to form a live audition dance group, and continued to OX after the dance~ Except for "Hurry up, slow down, I love you, do you love me" basically there are no lines.
Although the heroine Violet is played by the British beauty Emily Blunt, the fine lines on her face on the big screen remind us that the years have carved the domineering Lengdu girl in Devil wears Prada into a light mature woman. It is the "day lily" in the mouth of the young girlfriend born in the 90s. What's more unfortunate is that she is still a female doctoral day lily in the film! Now you can understand the anger of your little girlfriend, why? Why? why not me? !
Now let me tell u some reasons.
1, Youth is capital, but unfortunately you are not alone.
--If you are in your early 20s and feel that it is easy to catch a man, before you become proud, think about it from the perspective of a man. In your eyes, "all in love", in their eyes is "who want to be caught by whom" "Only." When the body is transformed into a commodity, it will quickly expire no matter how fresh it is. The fishiest fish has the shortest shelf life. Of course, if you want the fireworks to be brilliant, you just want the moment, then burn yourself quickly. Anyway, the next firework will appear in two seconds.
2, Love must be in bed, not necessarily in love.
--Awesome sex is the common pursuit and yearning of men all over the world, regardless of the financial crisis or the end of the world. It is understandable that since God created the upper and lower brains for men, we cannot accuse them of thinking with the lower body sometimes. But the second brain is, after all, the second brain, and it cannot be supplemented with vitamin D without the blood supply and the short circuit is normal. It's a pity that most men's upper brains are still working and rely on it for their livelihoods. When the lower part has finished venting and the upper part resumes blood supply, what they need is at least a "talkable" object. In "Sex and the City", Carrie knew Mr. Big, a banker who only dated a model. The first time she couldn't help but ask him why he chose her, the latter just said: "We can talk and laugh." What a simple requirement to go up, hehe, it depends on whether people are really just "laughing" you, and taking you as a "laugh" is actually the part of talking and talking.
3. If you can't win his family, you can only test the
car with dual airbags and insurance. - Marriage is buying a family car. The analogy is superfluous, and you can see the fate of Miss Liang Luoshi. If your youth and strong dual airbags are good equipment, then Ms. Liang's three children will be given a lifetime warranty plus two customized 911s. Macau people are famous for their love of gambling. I didn't expect Miss Liang to gamble so hard. She hasn't even stepped into the house of the child's biological father. If people dumped you, they couldn't even make sense of the four words "getting out of the house". Of course, if your second half of your life is worth 2 billion and humiliating your family is not a problem, then forget all I said and F**k his family. In my opinion, no amount of money can buy reputation and freedom. By the way, it is best to think about how you can explain to your children why your parents-in-law and the whole family don’t like you. The reason they are all big bad wolves can be used at most. It’s only 12 years old, oh dear~
It seems that the female protagonist is from a good background, is innocent, and is free to fall in love with the male protagonist . She is highly affirmed by her parents and the whole family. She looks good, has a good education and has a decent job. If life is an exam, the heroine is option C. The hero circled her at the beginning, and later changed the answer. But the most important thing is that he wiped out the incorrect confusing options immediately before handing in the paper and chose decisively. C!
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(Is the word PS still popular? I only know that the gorgeous dividing line is bumpy~) If you write it again, you will definitely be criticized as being bitter. In fact, I am nobody to judge. You can also stand shamelessly in the post-90s team if you round it up. . But in an industry dominated by men, it is true that 80% of his girlfriends around Tom's age are Air Brainers. They are like designer handbags for men attending banquets. They have different styles and races from time to time. At first, I would politely ask their names. Later I found that neither Amy Coco Lucy Jenny had to be remembered, because I just combined the names with Their faces are facing the horns, and they have changed their stubble.
I am very contradictory. I was kicked out of the bed and choked my wrists before setting out for Air Brainers. It seems that many of them have already decisively turned three times and then steadily landed and patted their buttocks to continue looking for the next home. The faces that fell under the bed are first. There are really my friends in the local group, but I don't even know where to persuade them, but I can only say "you go to school well." Let's cheer for the high-quality light mature women. Some of them are indeed as stupid as Violet in the film. They are so perfect that they are very picky and bald their youth. Sometimes I kindly say that I am also a master's degree graduate. I can understand you, they will directly "oh really? Are you an Ivy League, where did you go to the undergraduate degree and why do you study for a master degree?", it makes me want to slap myself with a big mouth~
So, love whom. Next time you see a date that you can’t understand, instead of analyzing and trying to understand, you can pick up your nose, or flick the soot, and then throw your bangs back and spit out a deep sentence:
"This is true love, right?" !~"
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