The breadth of 6 rows, but still can't stop my urge to scold my mother

Lois 2022-04-20 09:01:28



I went to apply for a Hang Lung membership card at noon today, and I was bored to watch a movie.

There was only .

I knew there would be very few people at first glance, and when I entered the venue in 5 minutes, I saw a couple already nestled at the end 1st row.

The lovely conductor of my ticket helped me to get to the 6th row. When I found out that it couldn't work, I moved to the 3rd row. It was ok, but

no one came up to fight me.

God bless, it was the first time I had such a good time watching a movie.

However, what happened next made me fully realize all the elements that a so-called bad movie needs.

#1 Numerous characters: too many resurrections this time , mostly just flashed by, leaving no impression at all.

#2 Messy plot: I don't know what the director was thinking, the editing between some plots was too abrupt, I felt that there was still a scene where he cut it, When I don't have it, it's endless.

#3 Lengthy lines: I learned the Chinese translation very well. If it was the original film, it would make people dizzy and sleepy. Some lines are too mentally repeated.

#4 Brainless love: Or it can be called "one-night stand", the female pilot is too affectionate, active, really active, nonsensical blurred eyes, but in the end they separated like this, there is no more passionate scene that makes me suffocated.

#5 mentally handicapped enemy: small Lun, Leidi, that black hand man, and that pharaoh, I think they are all good people, how bad they are, their character is completely defeated by those extremely stupid performances.

#6 Finally: I watch STILLER's There are not many films, his ability is not a little worse than that of Kerry, and the only hope that he wants to rely on the protagonist's excellence has been shattered.

Fortunately, this film will be offline, and it will not endanger any more. Watch me nagging here. The comrades who have seen this film.

This film does not even need to go to the cinema just to eat that bucket of popcorn.

But, I have to say again, maybe it made you laugh a little, it is enough .

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Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian quotes

  • Sailor Joey Motorola: [sees Kahmunrah's men] What am I lookin' at here, Mardi Gras? Where unit are you from?

    Larry Daley: Uh, I'm from Brooklyn.

    Sailor Joey Motorola: Brooklyn? Are you serious? I'm from Flatbush! Hey fellas, these so-and-sos are tryin' to rough up my pal here just because he's from Brooklyn!

  • Larry Daley: I am an inventor, I invent things.

    Amelia Earhart: Oh, like the rocket ship?

    Larry Daley: No.

    Amelia Earhart: The sea plane?

    Larry Daley: No.

    Amelia Earhart: The dirigible?

    Larry Daley: No.