A son kills Laozi, and Laozi kills the old man

Makayla 2022-04-19 09:01:38

When I was six years old, I bought a palm-sized copy of Greek mythology.
In 1993, in a small county town that would not have been marked if the map resolution was not enough, it was possible to appreciate the exotic customs. I was still positive about the degree of openness of China at that time. This book belongs to the enlightenment reading for children. The pronunciation of each word is marked with pinyin, and the pictures with simple lines and rough style are drawn. The old men in the painting are all bearded, the one with the hammer is Zeus, the one with the harpoon is Poseidon, the one with the trident is Hades, and the others are what and what, Greece Most people take their names with Sri Lanka, just like when we say XXkov XXW, we reflexively think that this person is Russian.
Now I can still clearly remember the names of the gods and the weapons they used. It's not that the stories of these foreign gods fighting left a deep impression on me when I was young. The blessing, it awakened my long-lost memory. That little book has long been lost, and I have no way to prove how many of the myths in it are true Greek myths and how many are made up by Chinese people, but this does not prevent me from reading them with great interest.
In that booklet, Zeus can be said to be a erotic maniac, his second wife and third wife are not enough, and his daughter-in-law is also the object of indulgence. He even played a little bit heavy taste and a lot of female goblins. Characteristic monster. Gods are indeed gods, and reproductive isolation between species is always a cloud in their eyes.
The protagonist of this film is Perseus, who is the product of Zeus' uncontrollable lower body, a half-human and half-god hero who killed the sea monster to save mankind from water and fire. The untimely death of his daughter-in-law left him a half-year-old son. This former hero, Ma Fang Nanshan, disarmed and returned to the field, mourned his wife and taught his children, and lived a peaceful life. Later, his father found him and said that the wall of hell collapsed and the monster was unearthed, and he needed his ability to subdue the monster and eliminate the monster. He also said that his son should not belittle himself, he is not a pure-blooded god, he is stronger than god. The reason is heterosis....
When I saw this, I asked, isn't God omnipotent? ? Why didn't he take action himself and asked his son to go to the battlefield?
The reason given by the writer is that. God needs man's prayers to maintain his divine power. Nowadays, the world is getting worse and worse. People don't pray anymore, and Zeus has no divine power.
Well, believe it or not, I believe it anyway. Then watch, Zeus took his son (Ares) and Poseidon to the Haagen-Dazs house as a guest, discussing to rebuild the wall of hell, for the sake of the monsters that block hell for mankind, are discussing, Hardy Si turned against the water and sent a few lava monsters to fight with the gods. Zeus and Poseidon were caught off guard and fought with the monsters with their so-called artifact that could stretch. Zeus was breathing and was about to question Haagen-Dazs , his son also strangely turned against the water, holding his father's artifact war hammer, two hammers knocked his father to the ground, followed by his third uncle and imprisoned his father. His second uncle escaped...
There is a bug here, Zeus logically said that the weapon should not leave his body, why did he hold an iron fork when he went to see his old enemy Haagen-Dazs and give the war hammer to Ares write?
The screenwriter said, this is a foreshadowing, how can you understand my good intentions.
I believe it again, and continue chatting! The monster really escaped from hell. A monster called Chimera harmed the village of Perseus. After nearly 20 minutes of hard work, Persia fooled the monster. The monster's counterattack proved that what Zeus said was true, so Persia took his son (Hergens) to pray to his grandfather, and met Poseidon in the temple who escaped here. Use his steel fork to find Agno, the son of a demigod who is also a demigod, and give us the foreshadowing of the screenwriter - the reason why Haagen-Dazs imprisoned Zeus was to use Zeus' divine power as a catalyst to release their three brothers. Dad: Kronas. Cronus is very powerful. It was once sealed by the three brothers with their own weapons. In order to avoid being ruined, they need to find three artifacts to defeat Cronus.
Having said that, I still suggest that if your knowledge of Greek mythology has not reached the point where you have read the condensed villain book, then watching this movie, you may be suffocated to death. It's all god horses and god horses? ?
Anyway, the screenwriters of this film are wishful thinking that the popularity of Greek mythology in China has surpassed that of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf.
Well, let’s learn about it, through my memory of the ancient seal, that little book is recorded like this. Cronus is the father of three brothers, the grandfather of Agno and Persia, and the ancestor of Hegens. This big lava monster has no human nature. After the child was born, he didn't want to raise it, and he actually planned to kill it. Later, the three brothers grew up and their wings were hard, so they sealed their father in hell. Send Haagen-Dazs to guard, hell is not a good place after all, there are many monsters, and the wind is miserable. Xiao Ha thinks that one of your brothers is making seven fairies in the sky, and the other is raising a mermaid in the sea, and put Lao Tzu to have a party with a group of ghosts, he thinks This was his exile, so he hated Poseidon and Zeus, the god of the sea, and sent troops to conquer his two brothers. , They are: Seiya, Shun, Glacier, Ikki, Zilong, so there is the story of Saint Seiya.
Where did I say that?
The conclusion and the following plot can be guessed with the thumb of the foot. This is a story of fighting monsters and taking treasures and finally killing the boss.
Persia found Agno, and found his former lover, Queen Andernomeda, and formed a group to find the so-called Fallen... Hephaestus, the forger of the three artifacts, an old man with a split personality. After defeating the Cyclops, he found the so-called fallen, and after suffering, he came to hell.
At this moment, when the screenwriter arranged for Zeus, who was tied to an iron chain, to try to convince Haagen-Dazs to let him go in his usual statesman's tone, Ares turned against the water again, and two inexplicable hammers came up to him. The third uncle fell down.
Ares disgracefully acted as Lü Bu once, killing Ding Yuan first and then Dong Zhuo.
Persia happened to kill and rescued Zeus. Coincidentally, I got one of the artifacts - the trident. After being hit a few times, Haagen-Dazs's nephew became unreliable and fled to the world to reconcile with Zeus on the sickbed, working together to protect mankind and fight with the awakened father. Persian fought Ares, ended the opponent in the temple, got the warhammer, and the three artifacts were combined into one, and knocked down Kronus, who was fighting with his son, and became a human hero again.
Throughout this film, it is fighting, fighting, fighting, flying in the sky, rolling on the ground, jumping feet in the fire... The momentum is magnificent, but the plot is really dry and boring. A lot of plots can't stand scrutiny.... The screenwriter is probably the editor who compiled the booklet back then. After many years, I've seen it before, but it's a shame that time flies and time flies...
I think the reason for Ares' rebellion is probably That is: he was jealous that his father Zeus was good to Persia, so he used the old grudge between his father and the third uncle to unite the third uncle to kill the old man. However, after seeing the third uncle shrink back, he was still angry, and he gave the third uncle a lesson without thinking, and finally led to the end of disgrace...
I don't know, do I understand?
Again, foreign gods are not really gods, at best they are a bunch of insane people. ! When I was fighting, I couldn't fly, I held a steel pipe in the east and poked in the west. The clothes had not yet come from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and the robe of the Sanzang master who came to the west to worship Buddha and went to the west to get the scriptures came. , no wonder they are so boring! !
If the sequel is still this editor, I don't think I will pay to see the demeanor of the exotic gods!
Don't guess the screenwriter's mind, you can't figure it out even if you guess...

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Wrath of the Titans quotes

  • Helius: I've read you are a great disappointment.

    Agenor: I am great. That's right.

  • Perseus: Just fix my body... and leave my soul to me.