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The first is the director. Director, did you take medicine when you filmed this film, Director! You are also the one who has photographed Eleven Arhats! This time, is it true that people have wet hands, horses and hooves, often walking along the river, where there are no wet shoes or you simply don’t like this book at a friendly price, so I just threw it to the executive director for shooting! How can the color be so ugly, how can the viewfinder be so shit, would it be more like a movie to ask Yanzu Wu to shoot with a Canon DV than this? The big flat light, big yellow light, cold color filter of the local legal television series feel, apple light, dry side, middle shot, and so on, are even more ugly and frustrated than the non-mainstream girl using Meitu Xiuxiu. With so many beautiful men in your hands, you can't spoil it like this! The glorious years of beautiful men are very short. They are used to make soy sauce for you. What are we going to do?
Then there is a sense of rhythm. As an action movie, how can you have such a frustrating rhythm (shanging hands). I still need to teach me how to feel the rhythm of action movies. First, it’s going to happen again and again. After a violent gunshot and two-wheel drive chase, it’s going to be crazy movements! Is not it simple! The students can see clearly that the last thing we should learn from this film is how it looks. Pretending to be creative and suspenseful timeline cutting back and forth will only make people think that the editor is not getting paid on time!
Then there is the soundtrack. If the director needs to be shot, the soundtrack needs to be killed first, then raped, whip the corpse, and then splashed with banana water a hundred times before lighting it up as a torch. In fact, the soundtrack of the whole film is to take a Yamaha electronic piano and turn off all the white keys. I can tolerate the keyboard, but the trouble is to be professional. When the rhythm is all wrong, the footsteps and drum beats are not in the same dimension. And every time the meaningless soundtrack of the camera is worthy of a joy, as soon as it gets emotionally fierce and melee, the soundtrack disappears and disappears! Soundtrack! Soundtrack What's wrong with you soundtrack! Soundtrack, wake up, soundtrack! You can't let us listen to the goddess Gina crashing and crashing against the glass to force the Shark to be wiped out! Uncivilized, such as the blood of a domestic TV series, will put a little pirated Mission Impossible soundtrack to enhance the atmosphere!
The last is action. The action is really just... I think the director should completely confuse the two concepts of "fights are great" and "fights are wonderful". It's not necessarily good-looking, dear! The heroine action movie, please refer to Nikita Scholt, the legend of the night is really not good, Wang Jing's naked agents have it! What we want to see is strong and sexy! Charm and stylish! The long-wavelength legs are neat and handsome without leaving marks! 谁要看一个大腿比腰粗的女人哐哐哐拳拳到肉痛揍我们心爱的小帅哥！We are not perverted!
Of course, this is the end of the matter, and the one who should fight most is me...Who told me to be naive and hopeless under the repeated persuasion of all the bad reviews, "It is hard to see where the action movie goes. The big deal is that the plot is stupid. In the movie, I am a double-brain fan of 10,000 Fasha, hasn't I survived strongly." Now look at the blood I vomit! Look at it! Is there a river upstream? In the end, I just want to give investors a word, that is:
Who cut the trailer? I beg this movie to be played back and given to him to cut it again!
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