Also comment on waterland, there are spoilers, be careful

Margarita 2022-04-19 09:01:29

There is a rare feeling of excitement after watching Waterland. Although I can only ruthlessly say, honestly this is a bad movie, and it burns more money than Star Wars. This is really incomprehensible, because there is really no high-tech in the whole film~~~ I thought it was back to prehistory~~~ The reason~~~ I'm embarrassed to say it, because that guy is so handsome It is said that the director and protagonist classmate who is considered to be the most handsome in the hearts of American women, stupidly built all the scenes, that is to say, what we saw is a real ship, a real bunker, and a real underwater city , bla, bla, bla~~~ We have already entered an era where computer construction is cheaper than real construction.

The plot is also too simple, it is the end of the world again, and everyone has to finish it. The American sci-fi involves the future. It's not that aliens invade the earth, and human beings are extinct, or the earth is about to end, and humans are extinct, or humans are simply fighting against themselves, and human beings are extinct~~~ It's just often when the world is over. , but is often very happy to shoot. Waterland is such a hilarious film, which made me happy, so I had an uncontrollable liking for it. The key points are as follows:

1) Kevin Costner didn't really surprise me when he first appeared on the stage. Maybe as a toiler who has spent a long time in a non-flowering vegetable field, facing the loess and turning his back to the sky, seeing an ornamental plant is a bit awkward. feel. And~~~ I suspect that he is gay~~~ But looking at it, I found that this guy who is ragged and dirty can only be described with a large, bold bold, handsome and an exclamation mark. .

2) I like that boat so much~~~

3) A classmate said, I wish I could experience flying in the sky like a bird. For me, swimming under the sea like a fish is no worse than swimming in the sky, and it should be cooler. Um. Yes, when humans adapted to the environment and evolved into fish~~~ But, he can no longer adapt to land~~~ Although the ending is obviously that Kevin Costner deliberately turned cool, causing unnecessary sadness.

4) The big bad guys are always cute~~~

5) After I clicked it, I realized that the last oasis in the world really has a basis, isn't that our Everest? .

6) There is a small detail in the play. If the Radio, Film and Television Bureau finds out, this film may be banned in China, although it is another cool trick of Kevin Costner: a small group of inferior Asians in the bunker (it always feels like chinese), begged Kevin Costner to contribute some sperm to them~~~K refused, and ended up being falsely accused and framed by these people~~~ Comrades with high political consciousness and strong sense of class struggle, I don’t know how many plot stains can be found out of them. Ha ha.

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Waterworld quotes

  • Nord: [to the Mariner] You should have stayed under water.

  • Mariner: I've seen your boat before. Haven't seen you.