Max:
[after Duke accidentally causes a vase to crash to the floor]
Oh, Duke. Duke, Katie is not... Katie's gonna be so upset when she sees that... Katie's... gonna flip out...
[looks around mischievously]
Max:
... when she sees how... you trashed her whole place.
Duke:
Oh, it's just...
[scratches behind ear]
Duke:
It's just one vase.
Max:
Is it, Duke? Is it?
[Kicks a vase off a table]
Max:
Oh that's a shame.
[pushes a bunch of papers onto the ground]
Duke:
What are you doing?
Max:
Whoa, what am I doing? Nothing. I'm a cute little doggy. Katie knows I'd never do anything like this
[pushes a table making it start to tip over]
Duke:
No, no. Whoa!
[runs and manages to keep the table from falling over]
Max:
This can only be the work of...
[pushes some books off a shelf]
Max:
... a dangerous stray, Who hasn't laid down a foundation of trust.
[walks along a counter-top, knocking things over]
Max:
You're the new dog. And, hey Duke, what'd you go and do this for?
[pushes a bowl of fruit to the ground]
Duke:
Oh! I'm gonna...
Max:
What? Bite me? Rip my face off? Perfect. Wait till Katie finds out.
[imitates an injured dog]
Max:
Oh! Help, Katie! Thank goodness you're here! I tried to stop him, but he's crazy!
